The miracle on the Hudson
The only feckin miracle is that I survived to tell the tale. I had right of way and that plonker pulled out in front of me!!!
Sorry about bringin that plane down but the damn thing left without me when I was in duty free getting pressies for ye and me luggage was on board.
New undies for M A C
Hot Lingerie and latest in ‘surfing’ equipment for Fiona
American bikkies and new curtains for Anna
New Ski’s for Pat and meditation pyramid
New strait jacket for Liz
Ammo for Clint
DIY sex change kit for Clarence
Pair of wee balls for wee Eoghan
New Taser for Gene
Hijacking made easy book for da burka boyz
Ands lots more. I know I scared the shite outta the passengers but I did it for ye and id do it again. Ok I got burnt to a crisp going through the engine at 200 mph but it was worth it.
Anyway’s all’s well that ends well. :D:D:D
Glad someone else is taking the blame
I was feeling pretty guilty after flashing my tits, and then the plane fell down. I know I've been told they are drop dead gorgeous.... but I certainly never wanted my tits to really be THAT DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! OK, so yes, the polite was wenking with one hand, and Eddie, I'm sorry he just didnt have his full attention on the view ahead. I hope you didnt lose alot of feathers?? I guess I'm part to blame for that, and you are part to blame for drinking and flying (you know you've been warned about drinking and flying before!) Then of course the wenking one-handed pilot... well just put all those conditions together and of course there will be an accident. Good thing the Hudson was nearby. Are you ok Eddie?
I did see you flying over there
While I was flashing my tits at the plane. I gotta say, I didn't realize chickens liked seeing the tits of human women. So, I didnt know I would be distracting both the polite and the flying chicken! I feel absolutely terrible now! I'm just glad everyone is ok. It would be so tragic if my tits had done more damage then what was done.
As it is, I just sent in my first tuition payment for flight school. I have been inspired to become a polite. I think this is better for women to be pilots, then when some blond bimbo flashes her tits at me, I will not notice. And since I like birds, I will avoid hitting them. Or I will attach some bird cages, bird baths, bird perches to the sides of the plane, so the birds have a place to sit and rest their wings for a bit.
Hows your wings Eddie?