Has anyone ever talked to their wife?

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08-12-15, 22:48
Iusedtobesomeonelse

Has anyone ever talked to their wife?

About your joint sex life I mean- ever tried to get things back on track sexually?
08-12-15, 22:49
xagerate

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

About your joint sex life I mean- ever tried to get things back on track sexually?

Heavy :bigeyes:
08-12-15, 22:55
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by xagerate

Heavy :bigeyes:

I know and I realise i'm putting myself up for ridicule on here but I recon I might strike a cord with some forum members- I mean why the fuck has my sex leie died off soo much? In an ideal situation I wouldn't even want to visit escorts, my wife is hot and if i was getting a bit at home i'd be happy- even once a week would keep me off the EI trawl
08-12-15, 23:10
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

I know and I realise i'm putting myself up for ridicule on here but I recon I might strike a cord with some forum members- I mean why the fuck has my sex leie died off soo much? In an ideal situation I wouldn't even want to visit escorts, my wife is hot and if i was getting a bit at home i'd be happy- even once a week would keep me off the EI trawl

your wife is getting tapped by the local football team and gardeners, I hope for you she carries on otherwise youve no legitimate excuse :p

HTH

#hardthingstohear
08-12-15, 23:26
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by funlover12

your wife is getting tapped by the local football team and gardeners, I hope for you she carries on otherwise youve no legitimate excuse :p

HTH

#hardthingstohear

at least if she was doing that we'd know that she still had a spark in her for sex- at this rate its more likely to be me banging the gardener!!!
08-12-15, 23:29
meath chap

I'm not married but I'd find it frustrating having a hot wife that won't have sex.
08-12-15, 23:33
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

About your joint sex life I mean- ever tried to get things back on track sexually?

I've often thought about getting married just so I could surprise my wife with it on her anniversary.

Notice how I said her anniversary.
08-12-15, 23:33
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by meath chap

I'm not married but I'd find it frustrating having a hot wife that won't have sex.

you have no idea!!!! she could probably break through the 100euro glass ceiling if she was on here- only achieved by a few greats
08-12-15, 23:39
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

you have no idea!!!! she could probably break through the 100euro glass ceiling if she was on here- only achieved by a few greats

Glass ceiling? Does your girlfriend have a cock and no tits?
08-12-15, 23:40
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

at least if she was doing that we'd know that she still had a spark in her for sex- at this rate its more likely to be me banging the gardener!!!

oh dear they do say there is a such thing as selective gayness or something (happens in prisons where in the absence of legitimate willing females they make their own 'bitches' sounds legit, nothing at all to do with repressed homosexuality :p )
08-12-15, 23:43
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

you have no idea!!!! she could probably break through the 100euro glass ceiling if she was on here- only achieved by a few greats

thats a whole other thread...where did I leave my can of worms :scratchchin:
08-12-15, 23:44
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by funlover12

oh dear they do say there is a such thing as selective gayness or something (happens in prisons where in the absence of legitimate willing females they make their own 'bitches' sounds legit, nothing at all to do with repressed homosexuality :p )

as a great lady i know on here once said "you don't have to like men to love cocks"
08-12-15, 23:44
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Glass ceiling? Does your girlfriend have a cock and no tits?

you mean cock and fake tits no?
08-12-15, 23:46
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by funlover12

you mean cock and fake tits no?

that would make more sense- i was confused!!!!
08-12-15, 23:53
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

that would make more sense- i was confused!!!!

bless, hes new to jokes, we'll give him a c to encourage him to make some more :p
08-12-15, 23:54
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by funlover12

you mean cock and fake tits no?

No, I mean a cock and no tits. As in ordinary average straight or gay-for-pay. My observations are that those two categories are below the escorting glass ceiling. A bit of role reversal so to speak.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
09-12-15, 00:00
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

No, I mean a cock and no tits. As in ordinary average straight or gay-for-pay. My observations are that those two categories are below the escorting glass ceiling. A bit of role reversal so to speak.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Ive no idea what you just said if you didnt mean male escorts, and if so Ive no idea they have a glass ceiling on their cost or something. if not then Im lost too, and there is a patern emerging here
09-12-15, 00:02
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

as a great lady i know on here once said "you don't have to like men to love cocks"

escorts: some of the most honest gold diggers there are wysiwyg :hug:
09-12-15, 00:07
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by funlover12

Ive no idea what you just said if you didnt mean male escorts, and if so Ive no idea they have a glass ceiling on their cost or something. if not then Im lost too, and there is a patern emerging here

Pfff, fucked if I know either. I was just reacting to some guy's imaginary perception of a glass ceiling. Thought it would play out better to be honest :dunno:
09-12-15, 00:16
xagerate

20 replies and all advice (I assume, as I didn't read) from guys
This poor bastard is fucked if he heeds anything any of them say :crazy:
09-12-15, 00:45
knibbs

no, but talk with my neighbour's wife alot
09-12-15, 01:23
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by xagerate

20 replies and all advice (I assume, as I didn't read) from guys
This poor bastard is fucked if he heeds anything any of them say :crazy:

Back to trawling the boards for Sophie's comments with you mate.
09-12-15, 08:27
ford pefect

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

About your joint sex life I mean- ever tried to get things back on track sexually?

Same boat myself,tried talking to her , she agreed things should be better, but nothing's changed, you kind of give up , but it is very frustrating as the rest of relationship is very good.
Thank God for escorts
09-12-15, 10:48
tom rambo

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Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Don't think that if you can sort things out with your with you wife, good luck to you.

Even if it might be hard, worth a try?

Good luck.

I would have to get her to talk to me first,but things are not bad for me now is not everyday I wake up with two sexy lady's in my bed,
09-12-15, 10:49
tom rambo

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Originally Posted by tom rambo

I would have to get her to talk to me first,but things are not bad for me now is not everyday I wake up with two sexy lady's in my bed,

PS very vary Happy,
09-12-15, 11:08
lapd

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

I know and I realise i'm putting myself up for ridicule on here but I recon I might strike a cord with some forum members- I mean why the fuck has my sex leie died off soo much? In an ideal situation I wouldn't even want to visit escorts, my wife is hot and if i was getting a bit at home i'd be happy- even once a week would keep me off the EI trawl

A jeez man you need to sit down and talk to your wife find out what's wrong and work on that and maybe spend the money you spend on escorts on her make changes date nights role play weekend away it's worth it in the end take that from someone who has been there and giving up soon sorry can't do punctuation on phone for some reason
09-12-15, 11:23
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by lapd

A jeez man you need to sit down and talk to your wife find out what's wrong and work on that and maybe spend the money you spend on escorts on her make changes date nights role play weekend away it's worth it in the end take that from someone who has been there and giving up soon sorry can't do punctuation on phone for some reason

thanks for your reply-
i totally agree and indeed at times i have done exactly as you say- with some success but it was a lot of effort and expense for maybe 1 ride (don't mean to be crude). maybe i just need to persevere more.

what was your own experience? pm if you prefer
09-12-15, 11:38
Clueless

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

About your joint sex life I mean- ever tried to get things back on track sexually?

Yes yes & yes - even told her I was going to but a vibrator for her but she would not go for it - loved her to bits though...
09-12-15, 11:41
Iusedtobesomeonelse

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Originally Posted by Clueless

Yes yes & yes - even told her I was going to but a vibrator for her but she would not go for it - loved her to bits though...

loved? past tense- are you no longer together?
09-12-15, 13:57
lapd

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Originally Posted by Iusedtobesomeonelse

thanks for your reply-
i totally agree and indeed at times i have done exactly as you say- with some success but it was a lot of effort and expense for maybe 1 ride (don't mean to be crude). maybe i just need to persevere more.

what was your own experience? pm if you prefer

You have to remember the ladies on here are professionals and some are great salespeople pictures pms flirting. You pay for their time be that whatever you want. But your wife(assuming here) is your partner all day every day not just for 1 hour so if sht has worries about kids bills YOU she may not want sex.
I arrived home last week to my wife in bra and panties because a 1 year old had just thrown up on her.
Escorts never let you see the real them if they did you might never go back.
Spend more time on the romance and sex will happen. I am afraid to think what I spent on escorts this year certainly a good holiday.
09-12-15, 14:02
smallcock

Jesus talk to the wife about sex she wouldn't talk to me for a week if I brought it up
12-12-15, 13:24
blue rebel

Not all married guys who visit Escorts are not getting sex at home . I personally would be
a 2 night a week man at the very least with 25yrs of marriage behind me. I think what zilch said is similar
to myself no oral ,anal ,fk , all that stuff is long gone and as other posters said it is down to stress,
workloads, 4 children along the way so it is nearly easier to go see an Escort once a week if you want
what you cant get at home and once no one gets hurt your marriage will be fine. I get on great with my wife
we go 2 holidays a year and we worked hard over the years to own our own house and rear 4 kids so life is
great other than me being a horny ol devil. (Maybe its the male menopause) but as long as I don't put
her health at risk I think I will continue for a bit longer yet.
12-12-15, 22:15
ladiesman217

I had a wife once, but she never knew I was her husband. I saw her everywhere she went... except she never looked me in the eye. Never even talked to me. I had to climb up the water drains up the house to watch her sleep.....
12-12-15, 22:16
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I had a wife once, but she never knew I was her husband. I saw her everywhere she went... except she never looked me in the eye. Never even talked to me. I had to climb up the water drains up the house to watch her sleep.....

Still sounds better than the op's situation.
12-12-15, 22:19
ladiesman217

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Still sounds better than the op's situation.

Would have been, except for the facking restraining order.....
12-12-15, 22:28
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Would have been, except for the facking restraining order.....

True but you had no choice in the end,bitches be clingy!
12-12-15, 22:34
ladiesman217

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

True but you had no choice in the end,bitches be clingy!

Ehh you read that in reverse Saul...

*cough*
12-12-15, 22:35
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by ladiesman217

Ehh you read that in reverse Saul...

*cough*

Ehhh nope,I read what I wanted to, Bitches be clingy!
12-12-15, 22:36
ladiesman217

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Ehhh nope,I read what I wanted to, Bitches be clingy!

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