Escorts Eejits and Mug Punters

Well I had fuck all to do today being a man of leisure that I decided to book an escort, No. 1, For argument sake we will call her Ethel, went to her room and as it was not the girl in the pictures so left, rang escort No 2, Madonna, same room, again not girl in pictures either but twas poor Ethel herself, left again and rang up another escort, No 3, Madge, ( are us keeping up, old folk) met by Ethel again at the door, so just one girl in the apartment room, Now I said to Ethel, fuck this, we cant keep meeting and leaving like this, why you at this shit FFS, she said the others went to the shop, then she cum clean and said i got better chance this way of getting punters, no problem getting the mug punters.

The annoying thing about this is that the 3 profile pictures she was using were 100% verified as true by E-I, come on E-I, GET YOUR FINGER OUT FFS AND SORT IT.

and before u smart asses say anything
this is not a moan,

ITS JUST FRIENDLY AND CONSTRUCTIVE ADVICE

Eejit punter alright..you went back to not only the same aprt but the same room...three times !!..heehee
I know its not a school night, but shouldnt u be in bed by now ?

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Originally Posted by mellors

Eejit punter alright..you went back to not only the same aprt but the same room...three times !!..heehee
I know its not a school night, but shouldnt u be in bed by now ?

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fuck off mellors, didnt i say i had fuck all else to do, I didnt pay, 3 times

now, how was your day :rolleyes:

nice move Nightshift, no one going to see it here, might as well be locked, doesn't matter, now i'm heading to the pub then the club for some pussy

Please check your PM before heading to the pub!
Thank you in advance!

Regards,
Amy