Tale of Danny Morgan......

Hello guys & gals
My sister in law who incidentally knows about my job showed me this little humourous poem about Danny Morgan that was written by her elderly Aunt in America. Thought I would share it as it is quite funny & I am sure you guys out there can add to the humour!


TALE OF DANNY MORGAN

This is the tale of Daniel Morgan
Who had a tiny sexual organ
This gave the girls a sudden shock
When they held his tiny cock

He laboured hard to find a cure
And poulticed it with fish manure
He tied it up with bits of string
But still it was a poor wee thing
It was just one inch long when fully reared
And lying down it disappeared
Twas just by chance they named him Danny
With half an inch less they would call him Fanny

One day Danny read the Daily Mail
That things called falsies were on sale
For women that had tiny breasts
They wore these things inside their vests
And then went out in the latest fashion
To satisfy mens’ beastly passion

Our Danny said I am a fool.
Why can’t I make a big false tool
He worked all night upon his chopper
And ended with a great big whopper
12 inches long & made of plastic
To stretch a fanny like elastic

It really was a lovely job
Upon the end a big red knob
Dan tied it up with bits of twine
It really did look rather fine
Lying there beneath his pants
It looked just like an elephants.

Girls all flocked around with glee
To see his bulge stretch to his knee
No other fellows had a chance
When Dan was at the local dance
When girls were dancing around with Danny
His tool kept tickling around their fanny.

The girls began to faint and swoon
As Danny waltzed them round the room
But what a shock Dan had in store
For one night dancing around the floor
Danny stopped and loudly cursed
He’d felt his strings and strappings burst
Before he reached the nearest seat
His tool was dancing at his feet

His partner said with a nervous cough
‘Excuse me but your cock just fell off
He couldn’t face the scene thereafter
The wise cracks and the scornful laughter
All the girls that Dan had dated
In tears to see his cock deflated.

A girl named Sylvie made Dan sick
As she gave Dans’ tool a spiteful kick
Danny screamed around the hall
For string was tied around one ball
As he staggered to the door
He dragged his cock along the floor
The band by now was almost crackers
As Dan went off to bathe his knackers

So if you are like Danny Morgan
And have a tiny sexual organ
Remember though it’s only wee
It’s always good enough to pee.

Knew Danny Morgan...he was a little bollox that lived in Stillorgan!adult-dick

Don't you just love the way some peoples minds work, I am in awe when I read someones brilliance!! ;)

Nice one Lauren. Raised a smile

Hope your next tour goes well

East

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Originally Posted by East

Nice one Lauren. Raised a smile

Hope your next tour goes well

East

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expect we will see north and south soon

Isn't Morgan a Cork name ?:D

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Originally Posted by ber

expect we will see north and south soon

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I was hoping for something like North by Northwest.

Knew Danny Morgan...he was a little bollox that lived in Stillorgan

Wiseguy - Hehehe - good one - don't send him my way ok LOL!

Don't you just love the way some peoples minds work, I am in awe when I read someones brilliance!!

Anon: Yeh I agree = I wish i could write stuff like that!

Nice one Lauren. Raised a smile
Hope your next tour goes well

East: yeh it made me smile. Thanks for your comment about my tour.

expect we will see north and south soon

I was hoping for something like North by Northwest.

Ber & Alechoran: I do try & cover both North & South, East & West = next trip does cover the south & west! > Cork> Kerry > Limerick > Galway.........of course dates & places will be confirmed within the next couple of weeks so keep an eye out for info xx

Take care
Sexycoolbabe Lauren xxxx

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Originally Posted by alechoran

Isn't Morgan a Cork name ?:D

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Sorr Alec to the best of my knowledge Morgan is a Welsh name

Lauren, great to see you on the board.

I reckon more lads will post if more girls post