Fat Blokes Best In Bed! — Really?

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29-03-15, 14:25
Petros

Fat Blokes Best In Bed! — Really?

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I love these tabloid headlines. "Fat blokes best in bed". Next week it will be "Skinny blokes best in bed"

Does a persons weight really help or hinder them in bed or is this purely a case of paper not refusing ink?

How do they define fat? I am not the skinniest type of guy — I know I carry a few kilos more than I should but I wouldn't say I'm excessively fat. I wonder if I were heavier or lighter would I be better in bed? I know I am not great in bed but somehow I don't think it is down to my weight!
29-03-15, 15:03
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it :)
Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol

I'm devastated :sad:

I was really just in denial of those headlines :(
29-03-15, 15:18
TheViper

As they say "Once you've had fat, you never go back."
29-03-15, 15:22
Godwasgenerous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petros

I'm devastated :sad:

I was really just in denial of those headlines :(

Don't worry - it's bullshit; us fit 'skinny' guys can go longer, stronger, deeper, harder ....I could go on !!
29-03-15, 15:24
nonpareil

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it :)
Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol

Your avatar is aspirational then?:-D
29-03-15, 16:41
libra

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Get yaself down to macdonalds for Sunday dinner dude. Its never to late to supersize :)

I'm of to McDonalds so, " supersize me i want to be good in bed" :paddy-smiley6:adult-flash:paddy-smiley6:
29-03-15, 16:45
Young Banger

best in bed at keeping you warm more like that, the amount of heat they would give out
29-03-15, 16:47
Chez

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it :)
Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol

zilch, is that true as you talk always about going for a run and your idol mo farah, you into keep fit me thinks.
i'm overweight but don't care
29-03-15, 16:49
Chez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godwasgenerous

Don't worry - it's bullshit; us fit 'skinny' guys can go longer, stronger, deeper, harder ....I could go on !!

aren't you retired GWG :confused:
29-03-15, 16:50
Godwasgenerous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chez

aren't you retired GWG :confused:

Yes but still an avid spectator and social commentator ...lol !!!
29-03-15, 16:53
willie wacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chez

aren't you retired GWG :confused:

He's hardly retired from the wife :D
29-03-15, 16:53
Chez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godwasgenerous

Yes but still an avid spectator and social commentator ...lol !!!

Good for you, glad to see you still posting but skinny blokes tend to be fitter with more stamina in bed, I do sort run out of steam after a while.
29-03-15, 16:56
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Get yaself down to macdonalds for Sunday dinner dude. Its never to late to supersize :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by libra

I'm of to McDonalds so, " supersize me i want to be good in bed" :paddy-smiley6:adult-flash:paddy-smiley6:

I prefer Burger King :cat7:
29-03-15, 16:56
Young Banger

I bet willie's a right fat fecker, all that standing about waiting on the fish to bite at the lake/river side.Sure got nothing else to do only put on weight.
29-03-15, 16:58
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Im a fat fucker and tip the scales at just over 20 stones so yes petrose its all true.
I get more uuumph behind each shtroke and da ladies loves it :)
Hope it dosent bring a tear to ur eye lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chez

zilch, is that true as you talk always about going for a run and your idol mo farah, you into keep fit me thinks.

You must remember this is Zilch replying to one of my threads ;)
29-03-15, 17:12
willie wacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young Banger

I bet willie's a right fat fecker, all that standing about waiting on the fish to bite at the lake/river side.Sure got nothing else to do only put on weight.

God love you :rolleyes::rolleyes:
29-03-15, 20:28
Godwasgenerous

Quote:

Originally Posted by willie wacker

He's hardly retired from the wife :D

She can hardly walk any more now ;) ;) ...lol !!!
29-03-15, 20:30
Godwasgenerous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chez

Good for you, glad to see you still posting but skinny blokes tend to be fitter with more stamina in bed, I do sort run out of steam after a while.

We all do ...trust me ; you set your standards ...always remember that ;)
29-03-15, 20:32
annabel taylor

I love meaty men... but then I'm quite meaty but its more cushion for pushing really

Best sex is when you click anyway looks body age size is all forgotten then
29-03-15, 20:38
Klittyliker

http://i.imgur.com/yszfW.jpg
29-03-15, 21:39
Johnny Simpleton

Quote:

Originally Posted by annabel taylor

I love meaty men... but then I'm quite meaty but its more cushion for pushing really

Best sex is when you click anyway looks body age size is all forgotten then

I tend to have more success with the skinny girls as the ladies with big meaty bottoms restrict how far i can penetrate them in my favourite position doggie and having a smallish willy doesn't help either
29-03-15, 21:55
Sherry

hmm interesting may we forgot to try something but never too late hmmmmm little Zilchadult-spankadult-spankadult-spankadult-spank
29-03-15, 22:46
willie wacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godwasgenerous

She can hardly walk any more now ;) ;) ...lol !!!

Good man GWG now there's a happy wife :cool:
29-03-15, 22:48
annabel taylor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Simpleton

I tend to have more success with the skinny girls as the ladies with big meaty bottoms restrict how far i can penetrate them in my favourite position doggie and having a smallish willy doesn't help either

Well then your not trying very hard my friend, but of course respect if that's your type
One thing this job taught me its all just window dressing, and where there is a will there a way
29-03-15, 23:21
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherry

hmm interesting may we forgot to try something but never too late hmmmmm little Zilchadult-spankadult-spankadult-spankadult-spank

It's all relative :D
30-03-15, 09:10
willie wacker

https://scontent-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...b7&oe=55B7DEF2
30-03-15, 11:56
gingerfrank

ITs good news for me. Always knew
30-03-15, 13:41
Sensual Lauren

I find the sexual experience to be less about body type and more about chemistry and attitude. Who can 'fuck the best', thrust the best', is really a 'young man's comment'...give me a mature lover, confident in his skin before a young lad feeling he has to prove something. Having said that, age and body type really does not matter to me,,,I enjoy them all. xx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petros

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...509a66a0d448b4

I love these tabloid headlines. "Fat blokes best in bed". Next week it will be "Skinny blokes best in bed"

Does a persons weight really help or hinder them in bed or is this purely a case of paper not refusing ink?

How do they define fat? I am not the skinniest type of guy — I know I carry a few kilos more than I should but I wouldn't say I'm excessively fat. I wonder if I were heavier or lighter would I be better in bed? I know I am not great in bed but somehow I don't think it is down to my weight!
30-03-15, 17:55
Zealot7

Bad news for me given how lean I am so!

But... looking at photos of myself from 3/4 years ago, I'll take being worse in bed any day - I used to be a whopping 20kg heavier back then. ;)
30-03-15, 18:31
annabel taylor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sensual Lauren

I find the sexual experience to be less about body type and more about chemistry and attitude. Who can 'fuck the best', thrust the best', is really a 'young man's comment'...give me a mature lover, confident in his skin before a young lad feeling he has to prove something. Having said that, age and body type really does not matter to me,,,I enjoy them all. xx

Variety is the spice of life, and for a mature lady you certainly are one of the finer spices
30-03-15, 19:10
nonpareil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zealot7

Bad news for me given how lean I am so!

But... looking at photos of myself from 3/4 years ago, I'll take being worse in bed any day - I used to be a whopping 20kg heavier back then. ;)

I was 30 kg's heavier 8 months ago.

So judging by this thread I'm a whole lot less attractive now.

I'll have to go back into training with the McDonald's quarter pounders and extra large fries it would seem.:D