Some changes to Tommy Singhs life
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Hot Lizzy
HANG ON I REMEMBER. Ohhhh my yes what a hunk of bombay beefiness!!!! You have your own cricket team and paid me 5000 pounds just to show up but you never did and still paid me. How could i forget my little short arsed thomas the tank the little engine that cound’nt. I’ll be in Dubai soon if you fancy a dip in my oasis its always wet for a man of money like you. sorry about my little spat earlier. where are my manners sometimes. I thought you were skint.
Kisses and hiss's from hot lizzy the shifting sands of desire xxxx
i gave up the cricket team since and have left The East and went to the West.I now run a kebab shop and am looking into starting my own agency very soon.I thinking of a name these days but one that springs to mind is simply "Tommys".
You dont take any notice of these people that are at you Liz.That nine by three?That must be his IQ,Cal 69 sounds like a vintage ford and bigdaddy69 sounds like a training school for rent boys.Take no heed of them Liz.
Coming soon "Tommys Agency".Will wipe out all the other agencies and indeps too.In fact you will get a free kebab of your choosing on your first visit.
Never mind the lunatic below lizzy
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Originally Posted by
Hot Lizzy
ohhhh i like you mister tommy gun. Hope you don’t fire blanks like these pikey’s. I will leave you do what you want here. Can i call around to the kebab shop and check out what sauces you have on offer ? It was not you wanting info on the law here was it ? Naughty tommy. Come here and let liz teach you all about the law. The law of liz that is. Its easy to learn. All you need to remember is that i am always right and the paddys are always wrong.
Bang bang bang ergo i win and court is ajourned send them to the gallows nerrrr.
Sauces?We have an extensive kebab menu.
Fish,
donar,
chicken,
vegatarian,
boti,
chicken tikka,
taco,
All with Tommy Singhs special homemade sauces or you could even try the "Tommy Singh Special" kebab for the low price of 3.95.Can beat that Liz.