No more Sucky and Fucky . . .

My fellow punters- more bad news !
I was walking down Grafton street this morning when I bumped into Sucky and Fucky, the well known escort duo from Latvia.
I took their picture on my camera phone (below)
"Hello Deek!" says Fucky "You dont visit us any more!"
"Yes" says Sucky "We miss you Deek- the way you wore your wifes knickers, and the funny tricks you play with your Willy!":o
"Well money is tight these days" I told them, all punters have to cut back . . ."
"We know Deek, not many sexy Earish men come to visit us now- at one time we were making 2000e a day from Earish men- now all we make is just about 500e a day!" replies Fucky.
Yes- business is not good now, that is why we are going home to Latvia, today is our last day in Earland, tomorrow we fly home, and we wont be back!"
I looked at Sucky in her little pink miniskirt . . . . .. .and I felt anger!
These poor girls had to go home, and whose fault was this . . those bastard banker fuckers!
I felt the rage inside me- no more Sucky and Fucky, all because of those fuckers!
They should be hanged! Swing them from the Spire in O Connell street!
Then I looked at Suckys little pink miniskirt again . . . . I wonder if thet are offering any last minutes bargains . . ?