Marco Polo had the right idea. Walk!
Seriously you cant go anywhere these days without the risk of never going home again. Planes are going down more and more.Oh they give your a cushion and a jacket????? I fancy a parachute myself. Whats the cushion for? Are you supposed to throw it at the sea or mountain? Fuck that. Id rather take years but get there. Oh you could take a boat but unless your driving it yourself than your putting in faith in whether the captain is mentally sound. A good pair of Addidas and some food and water and your good to go.
Westside.