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Interesting.Must??Doesnt look like it to me sweetie.


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Give me a break.I find this hard to believe at times.

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Really?So Sweetie.Show me one other Irish escort site where someone has posted someones real info.Then "if" you find it,show me where that person is allowed back on the site.

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Thats a load of bollox sweetie.I have seen plenty of abuse here.

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Fair enough.

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Sure.So if someone gets onto the police saying they were threatened here ,you'll co-operate with it?

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Naw,do it the easy way sweetie.Just fuck it into the soap opera section.Throw it in there,it doesnt matter what it is,just fuck it in there.

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Thats goes for you too Sweetie.Someone acts the bollox they should be fucked out.

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I will.Oh wait we havnt any.

Sweetie.I wont be posting again.As far as im concerned you are prepared to do f'all to someone for posting real info.This is the golden rule of the industry,right to privacy.Isnt this why escorts have stage names?Or do we have a new breed of escorts and message boards that anything is allowed.Hey fuck her ,heres her real name etc.Even if someone was banned for a month,wouldnt the ban be worth the damage for the offender?

It wasnt long ago that you got all heated over a debate about verified pics here.Remember?You had yopur head stuck up about it with me ,for me telling the truth.Well if you put half that effort,just half of it,into this personal info stuff then you wouldnt have this prob.Several ppl have given or have threatened to give real info on here.

Give them all one last chance.If they do it again ,ban them for good.For good means ,for good.It means that unless jesus is running an internet cafe then they can never ,ever log on again.

As for escorts.Any escort, that is posting on here,is fuckin nuts.Seriously the writting is on the wall.You girls have enough probs besides worrying about personal info being dished about.

On a final note,while this may sound like an attack on you and your site it isnt.Its just a pointing out of a few relevant points.I can go alot deeper and debate (and win the debate) but i think you get my drift.

Have that QPH feeling,
Tim or West or whatever.

Ops Have a happy new year all.I cant say a peaceful one but maybe a happy one.

As always West, very well said. The core rules are already written but not enforced much we have no idea what terms of banning are planned for different things but one month for breaking the first rule of Escorting is a joke and is an insult to peoples intelligence.

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lizzy breaks this rule 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times a day
that is why i am such a dick head to her, why cant she just be herself????

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As always West, very well said. The core rules are already written but not enforced much we have no idea what terms of banning are planned for different things but one month for breaking the first rule of Escorting is a joke and is an insult to peoples intelligence.

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Patricia is scared.Yep the great E-I Sweetie is scared.Of what?Of an empty site and chatroom.You see she is afraid to ban particular ppl that apparently "may" contribute alot but that is a narow mindset.You have to look at the wider pic.I reckon (and my reckoning is usually good) is that if there wasnt half the nastiness here then you would have alot more ppl here espeicially escorts.If i were an escort there is no way that i would post here.Put my reputation and job on the line in fear of being attacked and arsed about because of a diff of opinion?Interesting hows its the indeps are attacked.Why not the agencies?Interesting,i know the answer but interesting all the same.

What needs to be done here is the line must be drawn and the writting put on the wall and its just not be done.If its ok for someone to say post personal info then this rule,

Don't post anybody's personal information here. (Including, but not limited to, the real name of any person involved in the Irish escort business or the address of any escort.)

should amended to this,

Anyone posting anybody's personal information.(Including, but not limited to, the real name of any person involved in the Irish escort business or the address of any escort.) may be banned ,the length being at the moderators discretion.

and it should actually be this,

Anyone posting anybody's personal information.(Including, but not limited to, the real name of any person involved in the Irish escort business or the address of any escort.) will be perminantly banned from the site,no exceptions.

Big difference in the interpretation of those three rules if you ask me.See QPH,this industry is all about one thing, business."The Sweetie" (reg tm) would rather have a few threads of nasties rather than this ........................ nothing.Its like an escort and clinet.A guy could be the nicest client a woman ever met but if he only calls to her once a year he is no fuckin good to her.Another guy could be the biggest arsehole known to humanity,call to her 5 times a week,stick up reviews left right and centre and thats the guy that she needs.Same with the forums and "The Sweetie" (reg tm) much better to fuck it all into a speicified area of the site than to have a half empty site.

It boils down to one thing.A full site or ppls personal info being compromised.The question is which is iy going to be.Anyone????

My fingers grew from all that,
Westside.

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lizzy breaks this rule 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times a day
that is why i am such a dick head to her, why cant she just be herself????

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Show me where i have broken any rules please.......i don't think that you could find a one of them.......not one.

I give you the opportunity to show me where i have broken any rules over the last two three or four weeks.

Unlike you i do not swear - I have one I.D. this is the truth believe it or not - so tell me where and i will put my hands up and say, yes sorry i broke the rules - alas i havent you just spend your time calling me a Gee Bag or a loser.......neither bother me.

Regards,


Liz H..........

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Originally Posted by marijuana

lizzy breaks this rule 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times a day
that is why i am such a dick head to her, why cant she just be herself????

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So someone robs your lunchbox, you rob someone elses because yours was robbed?

Thats a weakness on your part,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy

Show me where i have broken any rules please.......i don't think that you could find a one of them.......not one.

I give you the opportunity to show me where i have broken any rules over the last two three or four weeks.

Unlike you i do not swear - I have one I.D. this is the truth believe it or not - so tell me where and i will put my hands up and say, yes sorry i broke the rules - alas i havent you just spend your time calling me a Gee Bag or a loser.......neither bother me.

Regards,


Liz H..........

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Seriously this should be such a minor issue it shouldnt even enter your mind.Why not just ignore each other.

Might work,
Westside.

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Seriously this should be such a minor issue it shouldnt even enter your mind.Why not just ignore each other.

Might work,
Westside.

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WHO IS TIME MCVEIGH.......PAST OR PRESENT........

I so try to ignore him but he sents me P.M.'s calling me a loser! Them I ignore.


Happy New Year,


Liz H

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Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy

WHO IS TIME MCVEIGH.......PAST OR PRESENT........

I so try to ignore him but he sents me P.M.'s calling me a loser! Them I ignore.


Happy New Year,


Liz H

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but words can never hurt me.

Neither can pms,
Westside.

liz do u seriously expect us to believe u never heard of Tim mc Veigh?????????????:(:(:(:(

Your logic is unassailable and I’ve been harping on about much the same for months. It should be quality of posts that determines this places worth in the firmament of sites such as these and not shear quantity alone. I agree with you that to date owner saw a busy site as a healthy site regardless of content, bullying and shear verbal thuggery. I warned her months ago of what would happen if she did not treat everyone equal and its only because of the never ending arseache and being up half the night monitoring boards that is making her see that the kind of stuff being said is damaging her business and taking up her time

The new rules and mods seem to be on the back burner but that may be down to Christmas and new year but she has already undermined the whole point of both in only imposing a month ban for something so serious.

If a month for that then what is planned for lesser things? Five minute bannings or 10 minutes time outs on the first step of the stairs? Its already become a joke and agree that any Escort posting here takes a chance that is not worth taking for their crime in just speaking their mind for fear of upsetting spoilt little boys. I also told her that she would make more money if the atmosphere improved here as a better and more fun vibe will attract more people and more Escorts will see it as good and safe place to do business or just take part. Its been a perfectly active and vibrant place these past few weeks with a certain stain on the rep of males everywhere was sent to Hollyhead so with the simple step of rules being strongly enforced there is no reason why that can’t continue.

Even I know of two Escorts who do not advertise here because of these issues so that is money not going into E-I’s bank account as a DIRECT result of owners failure to impose a level playing field for all. I also pointed out the financial incentives to owner to improve things months ago.

I also agree with what you say about it always being independents that come a cropper here as an Escort told me something that stopped me dead in my tracks when she pointed that out as I never made the connection and she is spot on and I also know the reason why this is the case.

We are of like mind West, to the point that even I suspect we share the same IP :)

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Your logic is unassailable and I’ve been harping on about much the same for months. It should be quality of posts that determines this places worth in the firmament of sites such as these and not shear quantity alone. I agree with you that to date owner saw a busy site as a healthy site regardless of content, bullying and shear verbal thuggery. I warned her months ago of what would happen if she did not treat everyone equal and its only because of the never ending arseache and being up half the night monitoring boards that is making her see that the kind of stuff being said is damaging her business and taking up her time

The new rules and mods seem to be on the back burner but that may be down to Christmas and new year but she has already undermined the whole point of both in only imposing a month ban for something so serious.

If a month for that then what is planned for lesser things? Five minute bannings or 10 minutes time outs on the first step of the stairs? Its already become a joke and agree that any Escort posting here takes a chance that is not worth taking for their crime in just speaking their mind for fear of upsetting spoilt little boys. I also told her that she would make more money if the atmosphere improved here as a better and more fun vibe will attract more people and more Escorts will see it as good and safe place to do business or just take part. Its been a perfectly active and vibrant place these past few weeks with a certain stain on the rep of males everywhere was sent to Hollyhead so with the simple step of rules being strongly enforced there is no reason why that can’t continue.

Even I know of two Escorts who do not advertise here because of these issues so that is money not going into E-I’s bank account as a DIRECT result of owners failure to impose a level playing field for all. I also pointed out the financial incentives to owner to improve things months ago.

I also agree with what you say about it always being independents that come a cropper here as an Escort told me something that stopped me dead in my tracks when she pointed that out as I never made the connection and she is spot on and I also know the reason why this is the case.

We are of like mind West, to the point that even I suspect we share the same IP :)

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There is one other thing you missed out - its the most expensive site in THE WORLD to advertise on sweetie. In saying that - its the best place for Ireland...... I know of nobody that would not write or advertise on here, i point all to come onto here if they are touring in Ireland........they have lots of other places they advertise which hits other google spots, and no not crawling - its a fact it is the best.......

Ciao xx

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liz do u seriously expect us to believe u never heard of Tim mc Veigh?????????????:(:(:(:(

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Well if its who i think it is, then its in poor taste, Oklahoma bommer is the one that comes to mind..........is that right........ Timothy McVeigh?

Sorry if thats wrong but it was a long time ago and i dont keep up to date with this stuff thought he died years ago.......didn't he?

Sorry Ber if i got that wrong.......... thanks for the P.M. bummer hey........ xxx

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There is one other thing you missed out - its the most expensive site in THE WORLD to advertise on sweetie. In saying that - its the best place for Ireland...... I know of nobody that would not write or advertise on here, i point all to come onto here if they are touring in Ireland........they have lots of other places they advertise which hits other google spots, and no not crawling - its a fact it is the best.......

Ciao xx

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for advertising its the best.Defo more exposure.Its also one of the best designed sites that i have ever seen.The navigation,tools etc available to users of this site is very very good.Also keep in mind that advertisng on the site and posting on the forums dont go hand in hand.

Now keeping in mind what i said.The main points,

Best site to advertise on,
Best designed site,
Most exposure,
Best on google search,

why then in gods name would anyone in their right senses allow a small minority to destroy part of a site so well developed and advertised??????Beats me and hey not my prob.Im not even saying ban them,im saying control them.There is a difference.Thats why Pat isnt responding.She thinks this is a campaign ppl banned.Nope,i dont care if they marry the fuckin place.Some day Pat will have one of these Ah Ha moments but then it may be toooooooooo late.

I come in colour too,
Westside.

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Well if its who i think it is, then its in poor taste, Oklahoma bommer is the one that comes to mind..........is that right........ Timothy McVeigh?

Sorry if thats wrong but it was a long time ago and i dont keep up to date with this stuff thought he died years ago.......didn't he?

Sorry Ber if i got that wrong.......... thanks for the P.M. bummer hey........ xxx

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well i suppose if we take that view then for instance the ron n reg profile is also in
bad taste as they were nothing but vicious murderous thugs:mad::mad::mad:

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well i suppose if we take that view then for instance the ron n reg profile is also in
bad taste as they were nothing but vicious murderous thugs:mad::mad::mad:

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Nothing to do with me who is on here..........none are me and thats the last time that i wil say that...........

Yeah they were thugs, they just didnt do what the bomber did they aren't in the same league if you knew anything about them.......

Tell me who are these characters then - i do know who a couple of them are - ron n reg i really dont know - neither do i know who babs is - most of the others though i do know and its not just one person -

Ber you hardly ever right on the board what up hun.........hope you are ok......xxx Lizzy

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well i suppose if we take that view then for instance the ron n reg profile is also in
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we only murdered fellow villains and the odd bystander. be very careful milking yur cows tomorra berry boy, one of em ons r payroll!!!:mad::mad:

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we only murdered fellow villains and the odd bystander. be very careful milking yur cows tomorra berry boy, one of em ons r payroll!!!:mad::mad:

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Under the new rules of the board Patricia i see theese boys have threatened me:o:o
Iwant them banned immediately,banned i say banned :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

ps I suppose its the bitch thats always kicking me

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Under the new rules of the board Patricia i see theese boys have threatened me:o:o
Iwant them banned immediately,banned i say banned :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

ps I suppose its the bitch thats always kicking me

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Do you name your cattle like Gordon Ramsey named his pot belled pigs - Trinny and Suzannah?

Just wondered!


Liz

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Under the new rules of the board Patricia i see theese boys have threatened me:o:o
Iwant them banned immediately,banned i say banned :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

ps I suppose its the bitch thats always kicking me

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Dat woz’nt a threat govnar dat woz more a ‘suggestion’ one of ur cows just appen’s ta mooooo nlight for uz and we wanted ta clue u in das all. cor blimey ur a jittery little fing ain’t yah, been on the paddy petroleum again ave we? eh? The whatcha call it? Poocheen? what we really dun woz remove the studs from ure tracta mate :D

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Do you name your cattle like Gordon Ramsey named his pot belled pigs - Trinny and Suzannah?

Just wondered!


Liz

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Afraid not lizzy the family is a little on the large side for that

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Dat woz’nt a threat govnar dat woz more a ‘suggestion’ one of ur cows just appen’s ta mooooo nlight for uz and we wanted ta clue u in das all. cor blimey ur a jittery little fing ain’t yah, been on the paddy petroleum again ave we? eh? The whatcha call it? Poocheen? what we really dun woz remove the studs from ure tracta mate :D

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Ah jaysus thats it was wondering why i stopped suddenly and fell out the back window

We eard how u like da pto on full rev mate, u dirty dirty boy (ere can reg ave a go ?)

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Afraid not lizzy the family is a little on the large side for that

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Please can you name one of your favourites after me........

I would be really chuffed if you did that........the one that gives out the best milk - they are that sort of cattle aren't they..........

Or just any one of them..........guess i will be soon at the old death house the abertoir.....

Spare a thought for me when you are eating your sunday roast........ xxxxxxx

Kisses to you Ber and thanks for doing that train and bus stuff, going to go home for a few days and then its easier for me to go from London City Airport to Galway........also being away not a bad idea to make sure all is okay at the coral before i go anywhere else.


Lizzy xxxxxx

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Please can you name one of your favourites after me........

I would be really chuffed if you did that........the one that gives out the best milk - they are that sort of cattle aren't they..........

Or just any one of them..........guess i will be soon at the old death house the abertoir.....

Spare a thought for me when you are eating your sunday roast........ xxxxxxx

Kisses to you Ber and thanks for doing that train and bus stuff, going to go home for a few days and then its easier for me to go from London City Airport to Galway........also being away not a bad idea to make sure all is okay at the coral before i go anywhere else.


Lizzy xxxxxx

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Lizzy I know a guy that got married and said after the wedding, when he walked up the aisle he had 27 cows but when he walked back down he had 28!!!!
Do you really want to go there..........

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Please can you name one of your favourites after me........

I would be really chuffed if you did that........the one that gives out the best milk - they are that sort of cattle aren't they..........

Or just any one of them..........guess i will be soon at the old death house the abertoir.....

Spare a thought for me when you are eating your sunday roast........ xxxxxxx

Kisses to you Ber and thanks for doing that train and bus stuff, going to go home for a few days and then its easier for me to go from London City Airport to Galway........also being away not a bad idea to make sure all is okay at the coral before i go anywhere else.


Lizzy xxxxxx

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They are indeed lizzy thats the type of sluts they are showing of their large udders
looking for compliments exhibitionists every one of them,refusing to cover up
So ill tell u what ill do ill name the first born of the spring after u and keep her
away from the rest of the riff raff and bring her up to be an elegant lady like u.
Then i will take her to all the dairy shows and win loads of prizes
Ill be the only one there with a posh cow.

ps might need u to come to see her a few times as she grows up
to put her right on etiquette as i wouldnt be knowledgeable on
theese matters as im only a commoner.
u know things like how to chew her grass properly
the correct way to eat from her bucket
not to flactulate in public (that be a difficult one id say)
and of course dress sense (match her halter with her eyes)
and finally liz we will share all the prize money and rosettes
that she wins ,imagine going to a Chelsea game with a rosette
pinned to your John Terry shirt that ure posh cow won
be better than the champions league
And her reward will be i promise not to eat her!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lizzy I know a guy that got married and said after the wedding, when he walked up the aisle he had 27 cows but when he walked back down he had 28!!!!
Do you really want to go there..........

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and worse only half a farm:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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and worse only half a farm:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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shade her from all harm
and when i die i will give you
my little house and farm
my cows ,my dogs ,my horse and my many pigs and ??????????i dunno this part
and all the little chickens (thats for you Eddie) round the garden.


Yahoooooooo
Westside.

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They are indeed lizzy thats the type of sluts they are showing of their large udders
looking for compliments exhibitionists every one of them,refusing to cover up
So ill tell u what ill do ill name the first born of the spring after u and keep her
away from the rest of the riff raff and bring her up to be an elegant lady like u.
Then i will take her to all the dairy shows and win loads of prizes
Ill be the only one there with a posh cow.

ps might need u to come to see her a few times as she grows up
to put her right on etiquette as i wouldnt be knowledgeable on
theese matters as im only a commoner.
u know things like how to chew her grass properly
the correct way to eat from her bucket
not to flactulate in public (that be a difficult one id say)
and of course dress sense (match her halter with her eyes)
and finally liz we will share all the prize money and rosettes
that she wins ,imagine going to a Chelsea game with a rosette
pinned to your John Terry shirt that ure posh cow won
be better than the champions league
And her reward will be i promise not to eat her!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you thats very sweet but i dont wear that shirt i am a no 8 Frankie Lampard sort of gal although he is damned hot....... back in a couple more games.......

Lots of love and kisses and keep that Iron Bru nice and cold for me.........xx

See you in the Capital of Ireland....xxxx ;););)

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Lizzy I know a guy that got married and said after the wedding, when he walked up the aisle he had 27 cows but when he walked back down he had 28!!!!
Do you really want to go there..........

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If you mean down the aisle.......NOT IN A MILLION........

xxx My favourite Lex........I alway liked Lex Luther....... although that is not your first name so dont all on here think that i named and shamed......its our little joke.

Lizzy

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well i suppose if we take that view then for instance the ron n reg profile is also in
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As well as both being homosexuals, paranoid schizophrenics and attention seeking wannabees - should fit in perfect around here! :D

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and worse only half a farm:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Some say only half as rich afterward, some say only half as poor!!! :D:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy

If you mean down the aisle.......NOT IN A MILLION........

xxx My favourite Lex........I alway liked Lex Luther....... although that is not your first name so dont all on here think that i named and shamed......its our little joke.

Lizzy

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You mean STUD???? :D:D:D:D
Thanks, nicest thing I've heard in years.....
Bring on '09.....