Carpet Munchers !!!

So its 3:30 am and I'm wide awake - Like any normal Man my thoughts drift towards thinking about a little girl on girl action - Alec decides to do a bit of research.

486 girls listed on EI of which 244 define themselves as Bisexual -
https://www.escort-ireland.com/search-results.html


- Well how do you do says Alec to himself - what an interesting thought. A majority ! There is a God...and he's as twisted as I am - I fucking knew it all along !

Now how do I get them all into the same room without arousing suspicion......Hmmmmm..

I feel a poem coming on....

Sweet Dreams

Now I lay my head to sleep
Dreaming of Girls in a heap
How Convenient
To be a Deviant
:D:D

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Originally Posted by alechoran

So its 3:30 am and I'm wide awake - Like any normal Man my thoughts drift towards thinking about a little girl on girl action - Alec decides to do a bit of research.

486 girls listed on EI of which 244 define themselves as Bisexual -
https://www.escort-ireland.com/search-results.html


- Well how do you do says Alec to himself - what an interesting thought. A majority ! There is a God...and he's as twisted as I am - I fucking knew it all along !

Now how do I get them all into the same room without arousing suspicion......Hmmmmm..

I feel a poem coming on....

Sweet Dreams

Now I lay my head to sleep
Dreaming of Girls in a heap
How Convenient
To be a Deviant
:D:D

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Imagine, you can afford to buy your own island, build a small town, imported only the top stunning escorts to reside in them, a village of about 100 girls, no guys! guys have to pay a one week vacation on your island for a fee of €20,000, yes its a millionaire club resort, you have to hike the price, you really dont want those english ibiza hooligans on it do ya.
And of course, your the king of the island and fuk who you like, when you like, where you like!
however, you are responsible for all the supplies of condoms and tampons!

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Originally Posted by silo

Imagine, you can afford to buy your own island, build a small town, imported only the top stunning escorts to reside in them, a village of about 100 girls, no guys! guys have to pay a one week vacation on your island for a fee of €20,000, yes its a millionaire club resort, you have to hike the price, you really dont want those english ibiza hooligans on it do ya.
And of course, your the king of the island and fuk who you like, when you like, where you like!
however, you are responsible for all the supplies of condoms and tampons!

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Genius!!!!!! :D

Would you live on that Island Fiona?

It will be of multinationals, every corner of the world, you can apply for the Irish position, bring your own leprechaun outfit (without the beard piece please)




something like this....

http://www.adultcostumeshop.com.au/c...%20Costume.jpg

http://static.fancydress.com/resourc...t-enlarged.jpg

http://www.karnival-house.co.uk/acatalog/3414.jpg

oooooooh yeah baby!!!

He he he!!!

I would go with bells on ;)

I would be the Irish fairy making dreams come true!

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...0,350,0xffffff

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Originally Posted by Fiona

He he he!!!

I would go with bells on ;)

I would be the Irish fairy making dreams come true!

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...0,350,0xffffff

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Ok your in, you got the job, now all I have to do is win the euromillion or accumulate investors, I'll bring this idea to Bill Gates and Warren Buffet next week.

But serious, can you imagine! what an island it will be! a fantasy island, thats what it''ll be called! "Fantasy Island"


Swedish: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/10657.jpg yesyesyes!

USA Cowgirl: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tSH9pZD9be...ern+outfit.jpg

Idian: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/17287.jpg


Can be Christmas everyday there!!!
http://nottyculture.files.wordpress....ta_girl_13.jpg

I m one of the çarpet munchers' but i find it kinda offensive........that u call us like that.........

Maybe u did not mean it bad.........well,i m sure u did not,but about 2 y ago or bit more i was in stephens green with a girl linking hands as we were out...


These smelly fat bastards sitting beside us were starring at us,than tried to chat up.............
We told we not interested,so he called me a carpet licker and her in some other word,which i did not really got,as it was something stupid funny as well......


eeejit.......

Than he seen we kept ignoring him,he came over telling "i own ireland" " i own this pub" blah blah blah..........basically he started fight just because 2 girls liked each other and he cud not get his lil smelly mickey near us........


and started fight being jealous i presume.........


I know it s bit off subject,but as soon i see carpet shit it keeps coming back to my head.............

How about "three wheeler", that's a nice inoffensive name for ladies who like ladies.
ALA Reliant Robin & Del Boy Trotter.

I like "furburger" :D

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Originally Posted by annasavicha

I m one of the çarpet munchers' but i find it kinda offensive........that u call us like that.........

Maybe u did not mean it bad.........well,i m sure u did not,but about 2 y ago or bit more i was in stephens green with a girl linking hands as we were out...


These smelly fat bastards sitting beside us were starring at us,than tried to chat up.............
We told we not interested,so he called me a carpet licker and her in some other word,which i did not really got,as it was something stupid funny as well......


eeejit.......

Than he seen we kept ignoring him,he came over telling "i own ireland" " i own this pub" blah blah blah..........basically he started fight just because 2 girls liked each other and he cud not get his lil smelly mickey near us........


and started fight being jealous i presume.........


I know it s bit off subject,but as soon i see carpet shit it keeps coming back to my head.............

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No Offence meant - Sorry that you had to endure the abuse mentioned above - Totally out of order.:o