Ladies please be more careful to give good directions, it would make it much easier. I don't mind a girl not wanting to say which door until they get a look at the client, but some girls should try following their own directions to see where they end up. Others say they are city centre in a small town and are actualy miles outside the town. Not all of us drive, not all of us know where butchers corner is, or where kellys bar is, be prepared for the client doesn't know the area.
Getting the directions right.
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09-01-11, 00:04longtippGetting the directions right.
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09-01-11, 00:05OnlyMeThey are women, what do you expect?Quote:
Originally Posted by longtipp
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09-01-11, 00:13longtipp
Today, a friend of mine broke his train journey to visit a girl. He phoned her about an hour before calling and asked her if she was actually in the town even though her ad said city center. When he reached the main street he phoned for more details. She was 3 miles outside the town. Similar thing happened to me in Cashel before Xmas. Girl was actually 10 minutes drive from Cashel and I had some drink taken.
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09-01-11, 00:14OnlyMeBet you got a taxi?Quote:
Originally Posted by longtipp
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09-01-11, 00:18longtipp
No. Rural area. Not the sort of place a local can get out around the corner, actually not an easy town to find a taxi in.
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09-01-11, 00:21OnlyMeFrustrating so. Been there.Quote:
Originally Posted by longtipp
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09-01-11, 00:28Anna23Oh, you poor fella! I can feel for you...Quote:
Originally Posted by longtipp
I would like to add a suggestion for clients to make it easier for them to find the escorts location - make sure you know where is left and where is right before you call the escort for directions. This will higly imncrease your chances to find her. -
09-01-11, 00:30OnlyMeI think the point is where is a womans left and right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anna23
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09-01-11, 01:43longtippI do have that problem. You obviously still remember me. Sorry. I think its genetic, I've two left feet too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anna23
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09-01-11, 11:58Leo Bloom
I find the best escorts send you a text with the directions. Take a bow, ladies.
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09-01-11, 15:02tipplad82+1 very professional from the ladies who do thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Leo Bloom
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09-01-11, 17:52banterboy
In urban areas the ladies can give the street name in advance without being too candid e.g. Barrow St, Rathmines Rd, Morehampton Road. Then us culchies can look at google maps to see where we need to be parking, etc. However the Rural sisterhood have to be far more discreet as there may be only one apartment building on Main St, Ardee or Abbey St Nenagh.
I suppose the moral is to try and bonk only in cities. :) -
09-01-11, 18:50TrueBlue
A few years ago, I was in Dublin and rang a girl, she said she was in Ranelagh, I head out and park up, rang her again for more definate location and she gave me directions which I followed, came to said brown door, No4, knocked, guy answered, I asked was "named escort" there, he said sorry wrong house, but that she was further down the avenue. He gave better directions that she did :)
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09-01-11, 19:37hornylimerick
my advice for all escorts regarding directions is;
Ask a man to write down the directions to where you are so you can text them to your clients..... problem with directions - solved! -
09-01-11, 20:16Rodney69even better, to get texted the access codes/ bell numbers in advance ( even if it is only a few minutes before ) so that you don't need to use phone at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leo Bloom
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09-01-11, 21:17OnlyMe
Just to ask a possibly stupid question,
What's the problem with using the phone to ask for directions outside a girls apt?
I've used the phone outside my own house, I'm sure nobody is paying any attention, or is there another reason? -
09-01-11, 22:56hornylimerickI only know one girl who does that and i must say it's the best way to do itQuote:
Originally Posted by Rodney69
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10-01-11, 01:45Rayden
I got great directions from a lady I met in Dublin today. I am not too familiar with Dublin, but she made getting there seem like a doddle. So its not all bad.:)
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10-01-11, 10:12skytaz
hi everyone , it not fair saying all ladies cant give directions some can some cant , there are men out there that cant either to save there lives i work for my self going to houses every day and some of the best directions i got were from women got me right to the door so dont be sexest lads
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10-01-11, 10:53longtipp
Yes, I agree some girls can give perfect directions. Like you, my work takes me to a lot of houses. But it's one thing If you knock at the wrong door to erect a satelite dish, and quite another if you knock at the wrong door with an antena already erected.
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10-01-11, 11:51beendare
Recently visited a lady in cork(see reviews), she gave directions that were accurate enough to catch bin laden, brillant and you know what,,, it makes life so much easier, easier to get there and when around an apartment you actually look as if you live there!
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10-01-11, 16:38BACMAN36
Don't know why this should be a problem! Even for touring ladies. Once they move in they should compose a txt:
"Pass Paddy's pub, first red door on left, enter code **** etc"
Save txt and send to punter.
Easy peasy!!
The best girls do this!!
ps: Happy New Year to one and all.