Masturbators hands will be pregnant in the afterlife

Keep visiting escorts.
And DO NOT masturbate, because if you do, your hands will be pregnant in the afterlife.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...l-find-5763037

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Originally Posted by SteveB

Keep visiting escorts.
And DO NOT masturbate, because if you do, your hands will be pregnant in the afterlife.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...l-find-5763037

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Pregnant hands are where the 72 virgins come from ;)