Does masturbation affect your eyesight

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23-02-11, 23:18
Forrest

Does masturbation affect your eyesight

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23-02-11, 23:19
City Gent

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Originally Posted by Forrest

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Could you write that a bit bigger for me Forrest please mate.

CG
23-02-11, 23:20
takemedrunkimhome

Classic. And there I was thinking it was going to be something about a bad aim lol.
23-02-11, 23:20
dr love

10/10 brother Forrest .: lol doc
23-02-11, 23:23
benin

i could have sworn there was a thread here..and yet i cant see it.
23-02-11, 23:28
Fitzy

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Originally Posted by Forrest

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Jasus I thought my eyesight was on the way out there for a second nice one.
23-02-11, 23:38
Forrest

Poor oul Mousey's confused :D

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23-02-11, 23:43
mellors

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

Jasus I thought my eyesight was on the way out there for a second nice one.

If I could read the post, I'd answer the question
23-02-11, 23:50
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by wingman

Who said that??????????????

wha??? r you afraid ??? lol :lmao:
23-02-11, 23:51
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by mellors

If I could read the post, I'd answer the question

....infected..:D:D;):p
23-02-11, 23:52
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by benin

i could have sworn there was a thread here..and yet i cant see it.

you must hurt yrself pretty bad with those claws..:D :lmao:
24-02-11, 00:12
benin

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Originally Posted by shirleyy

you must hurt yrself pretty bad with those claws..:D :lmao:

id prefer if you did that with your claws babe.
24-02-11, 00:15
Banjo

That's it ... I'm never interfering with myself again !
24-02-11, 00:21
Rayden

Officially two days without jacking off. My vision is slowly returning....
24-02-11, 00:30
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by benin

id prefer if you did that with your claws babe.

got some great nipple clamps..they r multifunctional actually..:D:p
24-02-11, 00:31
benin

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Originally Posted by shirleyy

got some great nipple clams..they r multifunctional actually..:D:p

now if you could just get yourself to galway!!!!!
24-02-11, 00:34
samlad

I'm sure masturabation does affect your eyesight. My eyesight's gotten much worse lately! :D Anyway, just gotta go and shave my palms ;)
24-02-11, 00:38
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by benin

now if you could just get yourself to galway!!!!!

I could use my "brain-power" to move a kitten's location very easy so I won't have to take the trip :D :p
24-02-11, 00:39
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by samlad

I'm sure masturabation does affect your eyesight. My eyesight's gotten much worse lately! :D ;)

powerfully cumshot ?? :D:D:p
24-02-11, 00:40
samlad

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Originally Posted by shirleyy

powerfully cumshot ?? :D:D:p

You joke, but actually I did shoot myself in the eye once! LOL! OUCH!!!! :o
24-02-11, 00:43
Apollo1

Holy shit..thought my corneas where going to melt...lol
24-02-11, 00:44
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by samlad

You joke, but actually I did shoot myself in the eye once! LOL! OUCH!!!! :o

me..no..not in my eyes - I would kill him lol :p
but a ray of cum did got once in my hair..feckin' hell..was fresh washed..had to wash it back..and,believe me,is not sooo easy to wash my hair..:yuck:
24-02-11, 00:50
BIG BOY

Wow

Somebody should really take this job on in hand
24-02-11, 00:56
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by BIG BOY

Somebody should really take this job on in hand

elaborate,please..:D
24-02-11, 01:01
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by Apollo1

Holy shit..thought my corneas where going to melt...lol

I allow you to have sex sometimes..:D :p
24-02-11, 01:08
Shirley Joy

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Originally Posted by wingman

Sorry, I'm a little slow, I don't get that.

Maybe itaffects brainwave patterns too.........................:D

I was meaning..r you afraid to get blind?lol :D:p
24-02-11, 01:12
Apollo1

Imagine having to look at that writing in the first post of this thread for an hour straight with yr eyelids taped back...id say your corneas would melt along with your synapses wanting to exit through your forehead lol..sore
24-02-11, 10:22
Forrest

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If you have been able to read and understand all of that, then your eyesight is not too bad.

Go knock one out now. :p