My wife is very interested in sex and very interested in making lots of money easily, she has a body, face and mind for it, she has already got a job "dancing" ie fucking for 2 weeks in the summer in Tenerife, but how does she make this a more permanent income?
How does my wife make money from sex??
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13-03-09, 10:21bigforarseHow does my wife make money from sex??
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13-03-09, 10:48wiseonedragon's den
I've always had this great idea, but knew it was a recession-based product:
a quiet allyway with at least one 6ft fence.
a drill, 50mm drill bit.
i will drill holes at dick level, some arrows and rates displayed etc
i look for staff.
I believe this is a great idea, cos for 20 a guy gets relief, and i am left free to hire all
types, even hims (many unemployed)
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13-03-09, 11:23QuarterpoundherIt s runner...
Limited initial investment
Low running costs
Huge franchise potential
Just some concerns before I invest….
What is the wall made of?
If it’s timber there might be splinter issues and health and safety is a priority to avoid costly court cases that will eat into profit margins.
If its concrete then is the wall cavity block or 4 inch solid as if cavity then it will be 9 inch's thick and that means losing 99% of potential customers and only the trousers snakes will be catered for.
Will the holes be placed at varying heights for varying statures?
Do you have exclusive ownership of the patents and intellectual rights?
Subject to these I’m in but will want 20% equity of the company. I have contacts in this field and can put you in contact with the inventor of a pine cone butt plug that maybe could be incorporated into your idea. :D -
13-03-09, 11:34experienced punterRemember Porkies film? yer one pull the guys mickey when he put it in the hole in the bathroom & wouldn't let go:eek: nah too risky for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by wiseone
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13-03-09, 11:39WildthangI agree. The risk is too high v the reward. Also the fact tht there are a growing number of unemployed crack whores in the city, both male and female you wud be unsure exactly wht was on the other end of you mickey. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by experienced punter
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13-03-09, 11:49Quarterpoundher
I’m sure that wiseone would have vetted any and all service providers and certificates would be prominently placed on the customer side of the wall along with a free phone number to ring with any concerns or complaints and for minimal extra charge an intercom can be provided to allay any fears the service provider is indeed female/male…:eek:
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13-03-09, 12:06wiseonesexy wife and earning too! any sisters?
this is stating the obvious, but could your wife take up escorting. irish birds are popular
and there is an opening for them! no pun intended.
best wishes!
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13-03-09, 18:23nicegirlsarenice
lol @ the tags for this topic. :D
This topic made me horny and I don't know why exactly. :D :p -
13-03-09, 19:33wiseoneopening day
Greetings!
we are pleased to announce that the above facility will open at 10am on 16/03/09 off
lower baggot st.
Mary Harney TD has agreed to open the 'spa' for us. She said she would be interested in
seeing the operation 'behind the scenes'. yeah we're thinkin' that too but we could'nt
afford her, not yet!
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13-03-09, 19:46rorymanQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
LOL - its always the details with you QPH!
God help us if you had, had a say in the ARK or the Titantic, or the Trojan Horse.
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13-03-09, 19:53lutherSimple answer........... by charging money for it....(or her time, as the case may be)Quote:
Originally Posted by bigforarse
But I wouldn't go telling her .......... who do you think is the first person she'll be lookin for the cash off???:eek: -
13-03-09, 19:54QuarterpoundherThe secret of my success is……PPPPPPQuote:
Originally Posted by roryman
If you can tell me what the above stands for I’ll make sure you get a spot where the wall is a little lower so you can be sure it's not some hairy arsed trucker like leothelion that’s suckin diesel. -
13-03-09, 20:05lutherQuote:
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How QPH... it's not fair to cast dispersions over anybody PPPPPPerformance...;) -
13-03-09, 20:15QuarterpoundherI have it on good authority that Leo’s PPPPPPPerformance is PPPPPPhenomenal. He can make Belfast from Cork in under 6 hours and that includes picking up non existent Escort’s.Quote:
Originally Posted by luther
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13-03-09, 20:38lutherIt's probably all the Proper Planning the P***K did that Prevented a Piss Poor Performance:DQuote:
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13-03-09, 20:51QuarterpoundherCongratulations Luther!!!. You now have your pick of spots along the “wall of wonder” (interim working title, welcome any ideas) but I advise staying away from hole number 5 as that’s usually bad boy Boris’s place of employ. He was left off from Waterford glass as……you guessed it a “blower” an it’s the rare occasion anyone lasts longer then 60 seconds with him. Spot 1 is good as it has an over hanging roof so inclement weather is never an issue and that's where suction sue works and you won't go far wrong or last long with her. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by luther
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13-03-09, 21:16lutherAnd the prize for second place is also the pick of spots along the "wall of wonder"........ on the other side:eek::eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
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13-03-09, 21:44QuarterpoundherIf you fancy a bit of part time work we are flexible but you have to do a two week training program on this first…Quote:
Originally Posted by luther
http://www.enasco.com/prod/images/pr.../VC127025l.jpg
If you can empty that in under five minutes then you will never go hungry and will have a job for life here at…
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13-03-09, 21:49lutherThanks for the offer but I already know what side of he wall I'll be on...........:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
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13-03-09, 22:14QuarterpoundherLike the wall and its customers, should you change your mind the offer stands...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by luther
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13-03-09, 22:26lutherQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
Well with things going the way they're going I'll keep it in mind............