Roll play get me off!!!!

Still lookin to book 3 escorts here but not happinin so far basically what i want is two escorts to pretend ther on the landing & i owe them money for the smokes i bumed lastweek sothey decide to teach me a lesson ther passin the shank(big dildo) around behind ther backs cause the 3rd escort enters shes the wardon who then decides to take the shank and stab me a few times in the arse then they all take shots stabbin me spittin on me sayin your not the emporor lameek your just meat finally after an hour or so i will stop bein a fish & act like a man & stab the wardon back a few times in the face with lameek jr my trusted shank..... Ladies this will take place in a shower room type setting if possible and well all have a good time last time this happined it was with men so i'm hoping that this time it might be a little better:)

You thought you had it bad, Brother!

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Its not goin to be any better this time lameek you filthy rotten piece of cock cheese. this time its the police holding cells for you my boy for a full stage 3 police questioning which includes the hot cheese wire cock noose torture in case your little warty pecker gets errect during our "questioning" you owe us big time lamedick lameek, all that touting money we give you has now to be paid back to the ......er........ Police retirement charity. your holes goin to be open so wide cars will mistake it for the channel tunnel. take him away constable ric flair

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Originally Posted by gene hunt

Its not goin to be any better this time lameek you filthy rotten piece of cock cheese. this time its the police holding cells for you my boy for a full stage 3 police questioning which includes the hot cheese wire cock noose torture in case your little warty pecker gets errect during our "questioning" you owe us big time lamedick lameek, all that touting money we give you has now to be paid back to the ......er........ Police retirement charity. your holes goin to be open so wide cars will mistake it for the channel tunnel. take him away constable ric flair

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Ah i knew this place would have a few pigs creeping round but look who it is:eek: Listen if i'm gettin the stage 3 treatment i at least want that slut that works on the front desk to give me a cavity search gene fair is fai after all:o right gene lets b honest about it that money i got off ye was cause you wanted me to keep shtum about the prostitutes you'v been spending the charity money on dont forget the videos i have of you and leroy the transexual romainian crackhead brazzer gene or who could forget the tapes i have of anitazizzle siting on your face:D:D

TAPES??? Tapes??? I.......er...........mr emperor lameek, i hope we can come to an arrangement, yes fair is fair, i,m an honest copper, you can trust me old son. You know i was only lookin for evidence with anita sazzle at the time, there was reports of a missing 40 footer and you know it would take a big place to hide it ;) Tell you what, you can have stage 4 police questioning, constable qph take this man to the holding cells.:p:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by gene hunt

TAPES??? Tapes??? I.......er...........mr emperor lameek, i hope we can come to an arrangement, yes fair is fair, i,m an honest copper, you can trust me old son. You know i was only lookin for evidence with anita sazzle at the time, there was reports of a missing 40 footer and you know it would take a big place to hide it ;) Tell you what, you can have stage 4 police questioning, constable qph take this man to the holding cells.

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Right gene fair enough the missing 40 footer story sounds plausable but what was she looking for in you:eek: i think i'l enjoy constable qph's cell its made from the materials the vikings used so i'l be at large again in a matter of minutes filth;):D:D