How do escorts not get robbed

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21-07-16, 22:25
Jack9212

How do escorts not get robbed

Everyone knows escorts have tons of cash lying around how does no one bust in there waving a gun asking the pimp to lift up the floorboards
21-07-16, 22:27
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

Everyone knows escorts have tons of cash lying around how does no one bust in there waving a gun asking the pimp to lift up the floorboards

Have you been watching that film 'Taken' recently?
21-07-16, 22:33
Jack9212

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

Have you been watching that film 'Taken' recently?

It's such an easy target I don't see how it's not done where does your pimp usually hide your cash btw?
21-07-16, 22:34
Mr Sweet Guy

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

Have you been watching that film 'Taken' recently?

Listen to Curvaceous Kate and heed her warning...As if anyone thinking of robbing them they got :firing:...So don't even thinking of robbing any Escort....Best to say :wave:
21-07-16, 22:35
AdonisOtoole

they dont hide it under the floorboards, its usually in a biscuit tin under the bed
21-07-16, 22:41
Jack9212

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Originally Posted by Mr Sweet Guy

Listen to Curvaceous Kate and heed her warning...As if anyone thinking of robbing them they got :firing:...So don't even thinking of robbing any Escort....Best to say :wave:

Are the escorts on here ran by the Hutch and Kinahan gangs?

Is that what the gang war is about?
21-07-16, 22:43
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

Are the escorts on here ran by the Hutch and Kinahan gangs?

Is that what the gang war is about?

I hide mine in the bank. My pimp is myself. I'm terrible, as I don't even let myself keep 50% to hide under the mattress. It all goes in the bank or on ice-cream more recently.
21-07-16, 22:47
Jack9212

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

I hide mine in the bank. My pimp is myself. I'm terrible, as I don't even let myself keep 50% to hide under the mattress. It all goes in the bank or on ice-cream more recently.

"I don't even let myself keep 50% to hide under the mattress"

Correction: "He doesn't even let me keep 50% to hide under the mattress"
21-07-16, 23:20
Mr Sweet Guy

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

Are the escorts on here ran by the Hutch and Kinahan gangs?

Is that what the gang war is about?

No the mafia run the shot here mate as did you not see one around the area Escort work...:D
21-07-16, 23:38
Jack9212

We all know they're being pimped out let's face it
21-07-16, 23:50
Rocker123

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Everyone knows escorts have tons of cash lying around how does no one bust in there waving a gun asking the pimp to lift up the floorboards

This is why......

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...9&d=1469144995

Meet my pimp Jack!!!!
21-07-16, 23:56
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

Everyone knows escorts have tons of cash lying around how does no one bust in there waving a gun asking the pimp to lift up the floorboards

Because he has a bigger gun than you
Good night mr troll
22-07-16, 00:05
Jack9212

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

Because he has a bigger gun than you
Good night mr troll

Hardly a troll you would think it would be an obvious and easy target
22-07-16, 02:03
dragonjay

Why you think most of them have dildos around the place bruce lee style waa taa lol.
22-07-16, 06:29
TonyB

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

We all know they're being pimped out let's face it

I don't know that
I've never heard that from anyone other than gutter press or nut job nuns with no evidence
22-07-16, 08:44
Ralehard

Next thing you know your tied to the bed and have a strap on shoved down your throat..

Oh wait, that's why I was here in the first place
22-07-16, 08:53
philipkntz

Anyone would want to be half mad to rob an escort, They've got whips and handcuffs and things like truncheons and they know how to use them, a guy could end up locked up in one of their dungeons and forced to do unspeakable things, mightn't be able to walk right ever again.
22-07-16, 15:12
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

"I don't even let myself keep 50% to hide under the mattress"

Correction: "He doesn't even let me keep 50% to hide under the mattress"

Who is he? Is he good looking? Do I fancy him? Do I give him freebies too? Does he want to share my ice cream, or do I get to keep that? I don't want to share my ice cream.
22-07-16, 15:18
gillyland

I'll tell you one thing, no ones going to rob those escorts I saw in Liverpool anyway, to be jumped on by several butch mature women, its just not worth it
22-07-16, 19:06
philipkntz

I think if I wanted to steal, I'd rob somewhere elze, then visit an escort or 2. Like, if I got a reputation for robbing escorts, what would I do for sex?
23-07-16, 08:40
Westsidex

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Originally Posted by Jack9212

Everyone knows escorts have tons of cash lying around how does no one bust in there waving a gun asking the pimp to lift up the floorboards

Ask yourself one q. would you leave tons of cash lying around? Nope so why would they? Another thing is guys seem to think escorts make millions. Sure they make a nice enough bunch especially if they are smart with money and dont do what a lot of you guys do(ie waste it). How do I know? Common sense would tell a person that an escort will only see so many in a day and actually ventures out into society every once in a while. Agencies obviously are a different ball game.

Westside.
23-07-16, 08:45
Westsidex

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

I hide mine in the bank.

Whats the no. I'll check in on it to make sure its all there. I too keep my money is safe areas. Only thing is I forget the whole purpose of these safe areas every now and then. I cant keep money in my pockets much cause I keep my phone in my left pocket all the time and the keys and other stuff in my right pocket. The phone is on vibrate not for sexual purposes but if its nosey I will know someone is phoning me. I must be the only person in the world that has semen stains down his legs after every phone call. Anyway I keep my billions in a very safe place too.

Westside.
23-07-16, 21:08
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by Westsidex

Whats the no. I'll check in on it to make sure its all there. I too keep my money is safe areas. Only thing is I forget the whole purpose of these safe areas every now and then. I cant keep money in my pockets much cause I keep my phone in my left pocket all the time and the keys and other stuff in my right pocket. The phone is on vibrate not for sexual purposes but if its nosey I will know someone is phoning me. I must be the only person in the world that has semen stains down his legs after every phone call. Anyway I keep my billions in a very safe place too.

Westside.

It's okay I checked it myself at the whole in the wall. It's telling me off for buying too much ice-cream and I squandered some today by going to see the Puffins. Date light robbery it is. £12 to get on the Island, £5 to get a bus over to the birds and then £5 to go see a load of noisy cliffs with moving blobs on them. I took some pictures of what I thought were puffins, only to find that they were not puffins at all. I think I got one orange footed puffin in over 100 pictures.

Oh well I'll just have get buy a bigger lens and knock the ice-cream on the head.