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Hi Lads, When I return to Ireland, I'll be handing you a refreshing glass of "Deer Penis Wine" upon your arrival to my incall. The drink will indeed make you a horny fucker! I think you will want to "do it" on the ceiling, hanging out the window, on top of the ceiling fan, standing on your hands upside down, back-flipping across the room while catching my puss with your cock as you pass by.
Oh yes, lads, this is the wine of athletes and studs, banned by the Chinese during the Olympics "No Deer Penis Wine For Olympics Athletes".
So, throw away your Viagra lads, or any other silly erection meds, and bring your thirst and cock ready for some of Dolly's home-made Deer Penis Wine.
Drink up. Bottoms up!
The difference between Deer Penis and Deer Piss
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Originally Posted by
lad252
lol if i got a irish deer 2 piss into a jar would b the same thing and iam not takeing the piss.
Now Lad, don't mistake the health benefit differences between Deer Penis and Piss. A Deer Penis will give you vitality and endurance, so you can run up a mountain in just a few minutes, you can swim across the ocean (maybe come over for some tea at Dolly's house?), and last for hours fucking (again - maybe come over for some tea at Dolly's house?).
Deer Piss, will just keep you from catching a winter cold. Keep you from sneezing, and warm your temperature so you dont have to wear a coat all winter.
If you want, I can get you both. Im sure they sell the Deer piss also in Chinatown.