The offside rule for girls!

THE OFFSIDE RULE FOR GIRLS!


Imagine you are in Brown Thomas, queueing in single file, the girl in front of you doesnt have her purse, to your dismay you then realise you dont have yours. A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to you, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you. Once the purse has been thrown you can quickly dodge the lass in front then confront the girl at the checkout.

There you go girls the offside rule as it was explained to me!

Love and Licks Tiff xxx

and there i thought it was if the girls head was above the cock but interfering with the line of sight of the match that it was offside :P

excellent i'm just going to print this off for some of my female friends