I dare you not to laugh.

:DSTOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table
turned to look at her.
Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her
dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
her arse.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his
beer.
Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that
bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
it.'