Life is short get a divorce......

Speaking of funny things online, this one made me chuckle the other day:

http://www.yaps4u.net/humour/2004/11...cy-got-me.html

Also, got these by email:

Podge and Rodge classic quotes

You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit........

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician..........

As funny as a burning orphanage.........

He's so camp, he shites tent pegs............

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes..........

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn........

Sweatin' like a pedophile in a Barney suit..........

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry..........

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard..........

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche............

Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her...........

A sniper wouldn't take her out...........

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle........

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.........

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle.......

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.........

If I'd a garden full of Mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.......

She grabs that pole like Brian Kennedy in a mickey factory......