http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-in-court.html
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"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Mr ,,,,,,,,,,,, was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
.........., an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
i didnt know having sex with an inanimate object was an offense :eek:
how not to RIDE your bike!!!
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13-03-09, 13:03pats bodyguardhow not to RIDE your bike!!!
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13-03-09, 13:50big daddy 69
Its not just bikes that people are lusting after check this little deviant out:eek::D
No Picnic: Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table - Asylum | Men's Lifestyle | Humor, weird news, sex tips, fashion, dating, food and gadgets -
13-03-09, 14:14pats bodyguardLMAO :D:D:DQuote:
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........... has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, .......... reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.
"you mutha fuckin hoarin picnicin table brella hole, i,m goin to fuk yur tite lil shaven mutha fuckin wooden ass...." he said nastily to the poor table :)
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13-03-09, 14:32big daddy 69
Heres another pedal-phile:D
If anyone here is intrested im now pimping bikes,tables,chairs & any other inanimate object of your dreams:D
I wonder could i be charged for living off the immoral earnings of a lampshade:D:D
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