To much room for corruption
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Originally Posted by
roryman
I'm beginning to wonder if sex should be an Olympic sport?
After all, the number of us punters that ask for a bewildering array of positions within an 30 min timeframe is astounding.
Surely Escorts have to be highly trained athletics to complete them all?
Just think, after the usual meet and greet, shower, exchange of money and discussion of the forth coming service.
Shouldnt there be a panel of judges with a stopwatch awarding points for style, and porn star quality?
30mins - GFE, Lapdance,
20mins - OWO, reverse oral
15mins - Rimming, toys
10mins - Russian, Anal
5mins - Sex
4mins - teabagging
2mins - CIM
0mins- HOLD THAT POSE!
Even with an hour you'd be hard pushed to fit all that in!
Mind you, they would probably disqualify escorts for being "Professionals"
Sorry girls - no gold medals!
Roryman, when you consider performance enhancing substances, faking (as in orgasms and reviews), determining the gender of some of the particpants (TSs) and downright bribery, I don't think the IOC would want to touch it with a 40 feet dick.
Anyway sex is about quality, in that it is subjective rather than about quantity. How would you begin to measure the intensity of an orgasm? And if you're going for endurance, then the medals just go to the pharmaceutical companies. The current olympic sports are discredited enough without dragging sex and the oldest profession through the mud aswell.