Mousey AWOL- Two Weeks

Did he run up Dollys minge and get lost ?

Did his boss catch him on EI ?

Has he been anally probed by Aliens and is now suffering PTSD ?

I hope the little furry f**ker did'nt get caught in a mouse trap. :D:D:D

I think he is still lurking around somewhere, as he sent me a lovely Birthday text.. i do miss the cute furball though :(

I'm back... for a wee while anyway ;)