Phone manners

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21-11-15, 15:54
bigboy

Phone manners

Feeling very horny today so i had a look on escort
Ireland one girl the I like rang her could not believe
What she said to me I won't say her name ok
It went like this hi ... Noting said hello then she said
What you want I like to make a booking she says what you want
I like to make a booking with you if that ok
Straight away she tells me where to go I ask her where she
Is this street because I am not from where she is working
Then she said why don't you no where this street is
I said to her look I am not from there
Then I get call all sort of name you are fucking stupid you are this
You a fucking cunt never in all my life have I heard
A women talk like this I hung up the phone
If she was having a bad day then don't work
Because now I clad I did not meet her
21-11-15, 15:59
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by bigboy

Feeling very horny today so i had a look on escort
Ireland one girl the I like rang her could not believe
What she said to me I won't say her name ok
It went like this hi ... Noting said hello then she said
What you want I like to make a booking she says what you want
I like to make a booking with you if that ok
Straight away she tells me where to go I ask her where she
Is this street because I am not from where she is working
Then she said why don't you no where this street is
I said to her look I am not from there
Then I get call all sort of name you are fucking stupid you are this
You a fucking cunt never in all my life have I heard
A women talk like this I hung up the phone
If she was having a bad day then don't work
Because now I clad I did not meet her

You have led a very sheltered life buddy.
21-11-15, 16:05
Flappy

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

You have led a very sheltered life buddy.

Deprived life more like
21-11-15, 16:06
bettercallsaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flappy

Deprived life more like

He must be from the country and nobody has showed him the ways of the internet yet.
21-11-15, 16:09
Flappy

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

He must be from the country and nobody has showed him the ways of the internet yet.

Just saying but wasn't Ennis in Clare the first town to be internetfied back in the 90's

Think they all got a free laptop

Or was it a lapdance, can't quite remember
21-11-15, 16:12
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by Flappy

Just saying but wasn't Ennis in Clare the first town to be internetfied back in the 90's

Think they all got a free laptop

Or was it a lapdance, can't quite remember

No,what happened was a lovely old lady called Claire went to Ennis and showed them the Internet,they wanted a lap dance and chaos broke out!
21-11-15, 17:28
Walshie

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboy

Feeling very horny today so i had a look on escort
Ireland one girl the I like rang her could not believe
What she said to me I won't say her name ok
It went like this hi ... Noting said hello then she said
What you want I like to make a booking she says what you want
I like to make a booking with you if that ok
Straight away she tells me where to go I ask her where she
Is this street because I am not from where she is working
Then she said why don't you no where this street is
I said to her look I am not from there
Then I get call all sort of name you are fucking stupid you are this
You a fucking cunt never in all my life have I heard
A women talk like this I hung up the phone
If she was having a bad day then don't work
Because now I clad I did not meet her

why do you think I got myself blow up dolls bigboy ,,,,,, you'd never hear their word :shhh: :D