What was your worst ever experience with an escort and why?
Ladies, worst ever experience with a client and why?
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What was your worst ever experience with an escort and why?
Ladies, worst ever experience with a client and why?
One of my first visits I remember well for the mess it was. Not used to foreign ladies accents over the phone, I managed to somehow get all mixed up and had no idea where I was being directed to.
When I eventually got there the lady was not the same person who I had seen in her profile photos.
And finally going down on her was not too pleasant an experience. All in all not great.
i always visit escorts with a lot of positive reviews and
i must say that i have never had a bad experience with an escort
I've been very lucky in making good choices I suppose. I genuinely can't think of a bad experience. At worst I might have left thinking I won't be back, but I still always enjoyed it.
And I can safely say I've seen close to 50 girls off this site alone!
If a worst experience comes to me, I'll get back to you.
I have had some bad experiences with Internet dates, largely to do with personal hygiene. After the worst of these I had trouble keeping it up for weeks after, even with a couple of escorts, because I couldn't get the experience out of my head.
Happy to say I fully recovered !!
There were few bad experiences,would be impossible to pick one.But if i do have a bad experience it can be for 3 reasons:
1.hygiene problems
2.he is not listening to directions and is messing up the address(this really pisses me off!!!)
3.bad attitude,shows no respect
I've had some weird experiences with clients. I am a little odd so I guess that helps. One Arab client insisted on marrying me before we consummated the marriage. We did a surreal prayer next to the bed, hopped around the bed a while and then he divorced me. Also by the bed. Thinking about it I am probably called Ms Al Faisal or something :D
Contacted an 'established' escort by PM, so she was able to check me out and know that I was not a 'bad sort'.
It turned out she was nervous about meeting me, didn't like me touching her face nor touching her in certain places.
Meeting reached it's lowest point when she stated that I was too big for her?
After that the meeting might have as well finished, as the little man felt totally rejected!
She tried her best, but I just didn't feel comfortable taking advantage.
Not her fault nor mine, we just were not compatible.
Never reviewed this lady, but I do regret that I will never be able to meet her again as although we were not comparable she was nonetheless a beautiful, sexy and intelligent lady.
I try and do my research and I've not made a bad choice yet,just a few which were a bit clinical or rushed . However,during my third appt the girl started crying half way through. ( yeah, yeah cue jokes) Don't want to go into details. She gave me a back massage and told me about it. Made me think alot about visiting escorts.
Luckily for me my worst ever experience with an escort isn't too bad. She never answered her phone when I got into town.
I was so pissed off it made me register. And she did me a favour to be honest, because all my visits have been better since. And I get to chat with intelligent and beautiful ladies like you Luce
I think that not listening to directions properly is a peculiarly Irish trait. The other is acting surprised when you find the address. Even when you have been there three times before. Speaks volumes really :)
The worst experience I ever had was with an escort in Nottingham. She only did 3 hour outcall appointments minimum which cost £600 at a rate of £1 : €1.46 plus hotel and wine. She was lovely on the phone / e mail but on the day she was rude, belittling and most of her 'favourites' disappeared. Her attitude was dreadful.
If anyone wants a link to her website PM me - if thats legal?
i had an awful experience on my last punt ,and this is too honest,but feckit ,if i left a negative review following my l;ast review ,which was grey and then she recieved glorious reviews ,did i make her a better escort ? or am i a curmudegon?...i believe the former she stepped up ,more income for her ,happy days for us punters ...................win win
heres the deal ..when i met here she allowed reviews...now she dosent?..so can i post my review now on this thread??
Worst for me wasn't because of service but because the condom burst while I was in her, of course it had to burst right at the point I was ejaculating, got an earful from her as she didn't believe it had just burst but you would think the fact I was still ejaculating as I withdrew would have been a giveaway. Was shitting it for months after, didn't have sex for months with my partner either but I came up with a very good excuse at the time to explain to her why I wasn't. Happened years ago long before I joined E-I. Thankfully all test I had at the time and since have all been negative :o
cheers lucy...
now all sit down pay attention and i will tell you a story
the moral of this tale is,,,dont trust EI VERIFIED PICS....because like a sap i choose a girl on EI VERIFIED PICS
...can i continue ..??