A Thought Experiment for The Punters. Would you like to be reviewed ?

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28-06-11, 17:33
Alec Horan

A Thought Experiment for The Punters. Would you like to be reviewed ?

Would you like if the girls could post a review about your sexual prowess or otherwise ?

Just posting this as a thought experiment.

I'm sure the ladies are holding back an awful lot of interesting tales about us all on here.
28-06-11, 17:37
Lincoln

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec Horan

Would you like if the girls could post a review about your sexual prowess or otherwise ?

Just posting this as a thought experiment.

I'm sure the ladies are holding back an awful lot of interesting tales about us all on here.

I'm pretty sure we discussed this before. The consensus was that most girls would shy away from such candour publicly (it not being in their interest to be critical of clients ah.....prowess)

What I would like to be privvy to would be a private forum where girls discuss clients. I'd be honestly curious to see any feedback about myself. I truly hope I comport myself in a decent manner at all times.
28-06-11, 17:39
anon361

I can imagine mine alright:

Selfish fucker just used me for sex, left and never called again :o
28-06-11, 17:40
mellors

I think if you took the sexual prowess out of the equation (it would be too messy and ego bruising !) it might be kinda fun.
28-06-11, 17:56
patty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKuCSA2c0U

i think it is a good idea for an escort to keep reviews of clients i think guys would like to know how they did but if i was to keep a blog like this i would have to be honest at all times not to hurt anyone or ego bruising but it would be fun to have a grade say 1 to 10 so the guys can look and see how they did There i a woman in Brazil who did just this and ended up writing 4 books and i famous the world over
So guys if you where to be graded what score do you think you would get and why lol
28-06-11, 17:59
anon361

Quote:

Originally Posted by patty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKuCSA2c0U

i think it is a good idea for an escort to keep reviews of clients i think guys would like to know how they did but if i was to keep a blog like this i would have to be honest at all times not to hurt anyone or ego bruising but it would be fun to have a grade say 1 to 10 so the guys can look and see how they did There i a woman in Brazil who did just this and ended up writing 4 books and i famous the world over
So guys if you where to be graded what score do you think you would get and why lol

2, I'm a selfish fucker and If I feel like cummimg I cum, i don't even try to hold back on the off chance the lady is enjoying herself, Sorry :o
28-06-11, 18:00
Lincoln

Quote:

Originally Posted by patty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKuCSA2c0U

i think it is a good idea for an escort to keep reviews of clients i think guys would like to know how they did but if i was to keep a blog like this i would have to be honest at all times not to hurt anyone or ego bruising but it would be fun to have a grade say 1 to 10 so the guys can look and see how they did There i a woman in Brazil who did just this and ended up writing 4 books and i famous the world over
So guys if you where to be graded what score do you think you would get and why lol

I'd get a six for effort and sincerity!!
:)
28-06-11, 18:03
WD-40

Quote:

Originally Posted by patty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKuCSA2c0U

i think it is a good idea for an escort to keep reviews of clients i think guys would like to know how they did but if i was to keep a blog like this i would have to be honest at all times not to hurt anyone or ego bruising but it would be fun to have a grade say 1 to 10 so the guys can look and see how they did There i a woman in Brazil who did just this and ended up writing 4 books and i famous the world over
So guys if you where to be graded what score do you think you would get and why lol

oh i really dunno about this. im terrible in bed, have a small cock and im a kinky fucker. i dont think id like any of you to know about this
28-06-11, 18:03
doodlebug

Not sure a scorecard would be good for the egos, lol. Imagine if you were reviewed, He is nice man! such a seemingly innocuous phrase but can be laden with such hurt, LOL

The line...out of respect for the punter, I will not go into details about what went on....would be much used, LOL
28-06-11, 18:22
blue8671

:cat4:I already know how bad i am god forbid that the girls would post scores, How much of a blow to my already low opinion of myself in bed would that be.
28-06-11, 18:24
anon361

Quote:

Originally Posted by WD-40

oh i really dunno about this. im terrible in bed, have a small cock and im a kinky fucker. i dont think id like any of you to know about this

I wonder what this ladies review would be :lmao:

Quote:

Originally Posted by WD-40

I ran away from a punt for the first time ever this weekend,
i had spent last weekend pm'ing a certain lady on here only to be let down.i wont name her because id still like to see her eventually and i think she was genuine.
I had drove to the area only to be disappointed so i arranged with a similar type of escort in the same area,give u a hint dublin 4.she took a last min appointment so fair play for that , but, her photos are very dated and i wasnt happy so i decided to run away.i pretend to follow her down the hall and as soon as she took a few steps i turned on my heels and fuckin legged it.i got to the door and i cudnt open the bloody latch,took my about 20 seconds to open the fuckin door. Im sure she was standing behind me lookin at me and thinkin wat the fuck is this bloke at. I honestly thought i was trapped for a min and wanted to cry,but then it opened so i ran like the wind nearly gettin hit by a car on the way.worst weekend ever

Sorry, couldn't resist :D
28-06-11, 18:32
Forrest

I would have no problem being reviewed.

I have no need to worry about what people think about me on t'internet, as I am anonymous.

Howver, it would be a concern if the escort started writing the review while I'm giving her my best.:p
28-06-11, 18:40
wolfie

Quote:

Originally Posted by anon361

2, I'm a selfish fucker and If I feel like cummimg I cum, i don't even try to hold back on the off chance the lady is enjoying herself, Sorry :o

Loud lol ha ha ha ha
28-06-11, 20:04
BACMAN36

Big question is now many of the ladies would use such a facility?

They already have the option to respond to our review and very few do except for a neg review.
28-06-11, 20:11
benin

typical benny review...

17:57 meeting benny at 18:00

18:05 he paid for an hour ...asked if he could cum twice

18:09 well its been about 2 minutes since benny left...but at least he got to cum twice.
28-06-11, 20:26
Morpheus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec Horan

Would you like if the girls could post a review about your sexual prowess or otherwise ?

Just posting this as a thought experiment.

I'm sure the ladies are holding back an awful lot of interesting tales about us all on here.

Absolutely not!!! My ego is big enough as it is!! Any further praise from the ladies and my head might burst!!!:p

In reality if the ladies reviewed me - my review board will probably look like this:
https://www.escort-ireland.com/user/kfd.html

With the only green buttons coming from ladies who had succumbed to my begging for a positive review (and the promise that they'd never seen me again!:o)

Clearly a system like this will never work. If the ladies really let us know what they think of us, most of us would never return! Which is bad for business. And that's what this whole site and industry is about!:)
28-06-11, 20:33
414fun

I'd have no problem with that, not that i am the most wonderful lover but anything that helps these wonderful girls is good.
28-06-11, 23:07
BACMAN36

When a punter reviews he comments on things which are important to all us punters, such as standard of service, accuracy of photos etc.

If the ladies were to review us I would expect them to comment on things which are important to them, such as cleaniness, respect etc and not the punters cock size or ability between the sheets.

I think it would be a good idea as if a punter had positive reviews the lady would know, to a certain extent, that punter is not a TW etc.
28-06-11, 23:13
Rayden

Quote:

Originally Posted by BACMAN36

When a punter reviews he comments on things which are important to all us punters, such as standard of service, accuracy of photos etc.

If the ladies were to review us I would expect them to comment on things which are important to them, such as cleaniness, respect etc and not the punters cock size or ability between the sheets.

I think it would be a good idea as if a punter had positive reviews the lady would know, to a certain extent, that punter is not a TW etc.

Perhaps an option for us to opt in/out of explicit reviews.:)
28-06-11, 23:19
Ebony Amber

Quote:

Originally Posted by BACMAN36

When a punter reviews he comments on things which are important to all us punters, such as standard of service, accuracy of photos etc.

If the ladies were to review us I would expect them to comment on things which are important to them, such as cleaniness, respect etc and not the punters cock size or ability between the sheets.

I think it would be a good idea as if a punter had positive reviews the lady would know, to a certain extent, that punter is not a TW etc.

Well I left you a kind of "review" on another site recently and wrote what I felt another girl should know. I reviewed you as a client not a lover lol.
28-06-11, 23:22
Morpheus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayden

Perhaps an option for us to opt in/out of explicit reviews.:)

Ahh FFS Rayden! Where's the fun in that!!:p:p:p

If it ain't explicit, I'm not accepting the review. In fact I think I'll just opt out. And I won't be posting verified pics either!!:D
28-06-11, 23:35
JAMESCORK

"Jamescork reminds me of the eating habits of the common Panda Bear....."
28-06-11, 23:56
Headlad

I wouldn't mind. Prolly be pretty funny, to be honest. See what the girls made of my third nipple, embarrassing girth and crying at the point of orgasm.
29-06-11, 02:17
Alec Horan

the point that i am making is that some girls dont like to review and am trying to put punters in the same POV to see if they would like it and appreciate their position a little more...............I am the conscience of EI.........
29-06-11, 02:57
Franken996

I'm a member of a similar Forum here in the States...one lady did write <anonymous> Reviews of Clients but (not so surprisingly) they all read like a Mills & Boone novel i.e. " He envenopled me with his muscular arms & I could feel my third orgasm fast approaching.."
It was clearly a form of self -promotion- nothing wrong with that, but this is a P2P arena so the normal rules of civility are not quite the same.. we still need to be civil but sometimes politeness gets in the way of honesty ( in 'regular' Reviews),
On a related tangent- this being the USA, the way the Reviews are written over here is generally much more explicit than EI..but there's still a code of not being cruel etc...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayden

Perhaps an option for us to opt in/out of explicit reviews.:)

LOL-appreciate this is a tongue in cheek ref to the policy allowing ladies to opt-out... don't mean to start a flame war- but I've never really 'got' that, sure if a lady wants to be UTR- don't advertise!

Quote:

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

Well I left you a kind of "review" on another site recently and wrote what I felt another girl should know. I reviewed you as a client not a lover lol.

This imho actually hits the nail on the head- other escorts only care that you're a gentleman, clean and not a creep- they couldn't care less how big your dick is or if you look like George Clooney or Brian Cowen!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec Horan

the point that i am making is that some girls dont like to review and am trying to put punters in the same POV to see if they would like it and appreciate their position a little more...............I am the conscience of EI.........

Alec- your aspiration to provide a conscience for EI is laudable..but this a punters forum, not an altar boys convention:p
( not saying I disagree with you..just you'll prob find many deaf ears out there..)
29-06-11, 05:08
Irish Fiona

Holy Moses theirs been a few appointments that i would have gladly reviewed, but sadly most of my punters don't review, are registered or even read the boards!

Had a savage time with my dearest irl69.........we always have a great time :)
29-06-11, 11:28
BACMAN36

Quote:

Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

Well I left you a kind of "review" on another site recently and wrote what I felt another girl should know. I reviewed you as a client not a lover lol.

Thanks for that hun, but I do feel that 2 out of 10 (and that was for initial effort) was a little harsh :yikes:

At least you didn't tell the whole world about my tiny cock and the premature ejac....ooops :D

On a serious note I think it is a good idea, there are some UK ladies on that other site that state in their profiles that they will not accept appointments from punters without positive feedback. It's a bit like a punter not booking a lady without any reviews, someone's gotta go first.

If the explicit/performance aspect is left out of these "reviews" I think the only people with anything to fear are the TW's and disrespectful ass-h@les.
29-06-11, 11:43
Irish Fiona

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headlad

I wouldn't mind. Prolly be pretty funny, to be honest. See what the girls made of my third nipple, embarrassing girth and crying at the point of orgasm.

I have a super numeral nipple too :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw
29-06-11, 14:48
Ric Hardgear

found this???

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...2&d=1309358745
29-06-11, 15:02
ThomasJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alec Horan

Would you like if the girls could post a review about your sexual prowess or otherwise ?

Just posting this as a thought experiment.

I'm sure the ladies are holding back an awful lot of interesting tales about us all on here.

I am well aware I am no stud in bed so any review wouldn't come as a shock - also I don't have a fragile ego so let them post away.
29-06-11, 16:38
Lincoln

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...2&d=1309358745

blinkin hell Ric if an escort actually ever used a phrase like "...comports himself in a decent manner" I would have her rushed to A&E to have her surgically "Undorked"!! Only an geek like me can use that sort of phraseology, it is NOT for the lovely sweet ladies of E-I!!!

But excellent work sir, I'd have had Mr. Horan pegged as a weeper and a hugger too.....
01-07-11, 01:21
Ric Hardgear

now this took me ages its actually a golf card i took the names of the first 10 answers to thread ...i was inclusive ....look again and chuckle ........bumbity bumppp....
01-07-11, 02:50
Shirley Joy

Hilarious the thought about how my reviews would be :lmao:
"he agreed to take MrPinky deep throat and deep down there, but none of the 2 holes were able to handle my "jewel"...so I left pretty disappointed with the service received..." lol
01-07-11, 10:04
nick2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lincoln

I'm pretty sure we discussed this before. The consensus was that most girls would shy away from such candour publicly (it not being in their interest to be critical of clients ah.....prowess)

What I would like to be privvy to would be a private forum where girls discuss clients. I'd be honestly curious to see any feedback about myself. I truly hope I comport myself in a decent manner at all times.

Of course you do Lincoln, you are a gentleman ;-) xxxx
01-07-11, 10:58
nick2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morpheus

Absolutely not!!! My ego is big enough as it is!! Any further praise from the ladies and my head might burst!!!:p

In reality if the ladies reviewed me - my review board will probably look like this:
https://www.escort-ireland.com/user/kfd.html

With the only green buttons coming from ladies who had succumbed to my begging for a positive review (and the promise that they'd never seen me again!:o)

Clearly a system like this will never work. If the ladies really let us know what they think of us, most of us would never return! Which is bad for business. And that's what this whole site and industry is about!:)

Agree 100% Morpheus We are here to please and make you all happy, not to Judy
By the way, I'm very lucky to say the majority of my clients are brilliant so
I really wouldn't have to much negative things to say .... ;-) xxxx