u know the ones u get in public or in someone elses house I'm not talking a semi horn more like a raging throbbing erection busting to get out of your underpants I'm told holding your breath helps is there a trick to this any solutions?
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31-10-10, 11:37Experienced Punter esqunwanted erections
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31-10-10, 11:39samladI often think of my ex-wife ripping me off! Or just the ex-wife generally! LOL!Quote:
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31-10-10, 11:39magicalman9357
When that happens I always have to focus on something else as the more I think about it the worse it becomes. Focus on anything like a dot on the wall.
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31-10-10, 11:43westcorkladHave you tried superglueing your mickey to your leg before you go out??????:eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq
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31-10-10, 11:58carlos marvado
Yeh, relieve all your built up tensions before you venture out in public.....or for those brothers who like to impress the chicks.....never leave home without one.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1243279864.jpg
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31-10-10, 11:59Experienced Punter esq
theres a condition called Priapism people laugh but it can be a very serious condition causing permanent damage:eek: removal of the mickey?:eek:.....
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31-10-10, 12:07carlos marvadoSo you can end up as a TS through medical necessity? That's the big advantage that post-op TSs have over women, they get to design their genitalia from scratch so to speak. I wonder if they get handed a catalogue of different options. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq
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31-10-10, 12:19Rayden
Try thinking of something really gross. Works for me.
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31-10-10, 13:18City GentYes this is the only guaranteed way that works for me every time :DQuote:
Originally Posted by samlad
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31-10-10, 13:52Paddiiyou mean like this por guy??Quote:
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31-10-10, 13:59Experienced Punter esqexcellent:D but then u couldnt blame the guy looking at the stunning Cheryl Cole...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddii
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31-10-10, 14:01carlos marvadoShit that's Anon! He can't sing for shit but he's still outstanding in his own way.......managed to impress everybody......including Louis. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Paddii
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31-10-10, 14:03samlad
He's got the XXX-Factor! LOL!
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31-10-10, 14:03BootSlick55
There is no such thing as an unwanted erection at my age (87).
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31-10-10, 14:29VioletteAT YOU AGE! Yikes I thought that stopped at 16!Quote:
Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq
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31-10-10, 14:35Experienced Punter esqsher your gorgeous colleague met me she'll tell u I'm ony a(dashingingly handsome) youngfella:wiggle:...Quote:
Originally Posted by Violette
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31-10-10, 15:01Buzz
It happened to me on a packed bus once. Some young ride with a juicy ass, wearing leather trousers, fell on my lap. I had to get off at the next stop and the whole bus could see I was erect. I did my best to hide it. There really isn't much you can do in those kind of situations.
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31-10-10, 15:05Experienced Punter esq
u have to admit though since the influx of our East E. cousins we really are spoilt with beautiful women in this country even the mannequins in the windows look great...
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31-10-10, 15:14WD-40
i suffer from this to, its a very serious issue, bloody thing is hard for most of the day, makes it difficult to take a piss
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31-10-10, 15:36roverI used to get that problem a hundred years ago, I only wish I got it now. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq