Three macho Irish mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.
The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."
Three Blind (drunk)Irish Mice
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31-01-09, 10:43mrsbrownThree Blind (drunk)Irish Mice
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31-01-09, 11:52Speedy Gonzalesjust a normal night for me Meesas Brown.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsbrown
here putty cato, come to speedy :D