hello Ma, merry christmas :)
i was just passing, thought i,d drop by to say ello :)
av you been away somewhere for a few days holidays?
anyhow Ma GIVE US A FAG :)
merry christmas liz
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20-12-08, 13:41nick cottonmerry christmas liz
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20-12-08, 14:46Clint Eastwood
Liz is your ma, I thought Dot was, or is Liz and Dot the same person. Stay away from my Elizabeth.
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20-12-08, 15:19nick cottonhey, i,m a reformed man clint :) got me own successful plumbing business now :) yeh Dot or Dotty is wot liz is known as in the familyQuote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
just passing by and saying ello to the good woman whos looked after me like a Ma
looking forward to a bowl of her delicious soup on christmas day :) -
20-12-08, 16:39Hot LizzyGutless Little Toe Rag........(How tall are you?)Quote:
Originally Posted by nick cotton
You ain't no son of mine you scum........just cos we have both done time doesnt mean that you can talk to me like that - at least my tattoos are a work of art whats that thing on your neck - a swallow - (or spit)
You know just where i have been you horrible no son of mine............oh and to think what you did to that motor bike with the brake fluid and that poor nipper........you aint no son of mine.........where's Peggy Get outta my house.
Ohhhhhhhh Bradley where are you.........You gingers never there when a lady is in distress ............ If my Jim were here...........
You are no son of mine........now sling your hook.
Ma......... xxx:eek::eek::eek: -
20-12-08, 17:23nick cottonok ma, i,ll go. i dont want to be upsetting you now so close to the festive season. i was just passing, thought i,d say ello. and now i,m on me way :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
i,m choking for a fag ma, just one. :o for old times sake :o
do you still make the best char ma?? :)
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20-12-08, 17:40Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by nick cotton
I ain't hinterested in ya just one cuppa........go to the cafe and have one there with a nice Garybaldie.......You mudering bastard you.
Babs where are you.........Get Outta My House .:eek::eek: -
20-12-08, 17:48Clint Eastwood
Its ok Elizabeth I'll get rid of him and teach him a lesson he wont forget. Now Nick let me introduce you to my Magnum. And it aint the kind you eat.
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20-12-08, 17:48Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
Oh thank you Mr Eastwood, I was coming over all dizzy........He ain't no son of mine. Hes a mudering little shit, so he is......
You know he sent me off to Cork to turn tricks just so that i could feed his habbit, well i say NO..........mind I did meet some real toffs in Cork, they was ever so nice to me, really they was. Not a patch on you mind.
Oh I hope that Patricia gets shot of him cos i left him in the sitting room and he was trying to open the cage to remove my lovely little Parrot.......Oh he's a wrong'en.
Where's that Pompom to give his ankles a good nipping........hes a very naughty little boy and Santa ain't gonna be going nowhere near him.
See, I'm with him for 5 minutes and he's got me talking all common - Shit i forgot i left that little Whitney locked in the launderette......... have to go........toodle ohhhh.
The Swallow or Spit Listerene Queen............xxx;););) -
20-12-08, 18:01nick cottonok ma, see ya, happy Christmas, it is the festive season.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
BUT MA, come on for a drink down the vic, i,m buyin.................what your poison? :)
and ma, i got somethin to show you. see i,m responsible now, i,m all reformed an all. :)
ma, say ello to your gran-daughter, sure isnt she the spit of you???? -
20-12-08, 18:07nick cottoni like your style clint, you need balls to get on in this world, and you need friends. i,m in the plumbing business now but i could put a bit of work your way like when a plumber needs an enforcer???? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
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20-12-08, 18:08Clint Eastwood
What part of get lost dont you understand. Me and your mother want to be left alone to celebrate our engagement with a passion filled night with lots of listerene. Sling your ook punk and go down the pub with Peter Barlow.
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21-12-08, 10:14nick cottonYour not so smart now eastwood, now youve been dumped :D i,ll be lookin after me Ma now since youre leavin :p PUNK :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
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21-12-08, 15:01Clint Eastwood
As I said before faggot I aint going knowhere
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21-12-08, 15:04Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
Oh Mr. Eastwood, you remind me of my Jim before he was taken sick......you're a lovely man you really are..........You would like My Jim, a proper gent just like you........that Mr. Hunt, hes a bit of a no gooder too you know. I aint seen my friend either that one what calls himself Johnney Allen, ohhhhhhhh he was so dishy.
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21-12-08, 15:14nick cottonhe reminds me of wilmot brown ma :mad: ello ma, jus 1 suger in mine when ur makin it ther ma :) hope you didnt mind me stayin over on your sofa :) just, i found ur door lock broke so i let myself in :) u need to get it looked at ma, :) does that eastwood happen to ride a motorbike ma :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
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21-12-08, 15:15Clint Eastwood
The old bill caught up Johnny Allen for crimes against comedy. They thought he was related to Tim Allen and Dave Allen. Which Jim do you mean, Jim Branning. I used to have the odd pint with him a lovely man.
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21-12-08, 15:27Hot LizzyOh Mr. Eastwood........My Jim Branning is the best of them Brannings - theres that stupid Branning bird who doesn't talk she's always a whispering - then there's that Max - ugly ginger he is too and such a disappointment to my Jim and of course there is the favourite one of his sons - but he could be a wrongen an all cos we don't know if he is the father of a little sick baby called Ami.......oh my gowd, its all gonna kick off on Christmas day as it always does in Eastenders......That stupid Branning girl she hasn't used another handbag since she came onto the show - she used to be in a programme called Shameless........she was ever so good in that, still she was always a whispering in that one too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
Always saying Ohhhhhhhh Frank..........he was a no gooden an all with his drinking and drugs, oh i do so hope there is a new series of that......mind all the cast seems to be in all the other shows now. Theres that one in Emerdale that goes out with the rich bird - but in saying that he isnt the same one its his twin brother........not a lot of people know that though Mr Eastwood, then theres that Jason - he was in the show too........Oh my I think im getting one of my turns......think i need to go to the Launderama and speak to Mr. Poperdoperlis and find out the rota for next week with me and the farty one Heather.
Love to you and your soon to be bride Hot Lizzy, she no whisperer so I hear she's a right little roofrattler........ xxx:eek::eek: -
21-12-08, 17:02Clint Eastwood
Ill be there to catch you if you faint with one of your tturns. I like the sound of that Elizabeth soon to be bride. Clint Hilton has got a ring to it.
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22-12-08, 13:12nick cottonello ma :) fancy a cuppa???? look i brought over my own t-bag ma :) ah go on ma, you make it, you know you make the best char in the world :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
i slept on your sofa again, yeh, let myself in through your back window, you should get it looked at ma :) i was out doing a bit of late night plumbing :)
dont trust that clint eastwood guy ma, hes a gold-digger, thats right hes only after your money :mad: i,ll look after you and your money now ma, i,ll help you get rid of him, good and proper ma -
22-12-08, 13:49Hot LizzyHow many times do i have to tell you, you aint no son of mine.......this is my boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by nick cotton
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22-12-08, 15:38Clint Eastwood
A good looking boy he is too. You dont look old enough to have a son that age. Isnt he 44 or something.
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22-12-08, 16:16JOHNNEY ALLENThe boss is back
Now i see in my absence people are taking liberties so now im back on the square & how i say it is how it goes unless of course you like being knifed in the middle of the street just as your about to sail of in the sunset...
Ah lizbet have you missed me i'v being doin a bit of buisness i see your nicks home for christmas perhaps he would like a job?? -
22-12-08, 16:31Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by JOHNNEY ALLEN
Please read your P.M.............seriously........please............ xxx -
22-12-08, 16:39Clint Eastwood
Come on Johnny your knife is no competition for my magnum.
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22-12-08, 19:04Hot LizzyStop fighting over me boys, there is plenty of me to go aroundQuote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
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22-12-08, 22:00Clint Eastwood
Your worth fighting for Elizabeth. Ill fight for you anytime.
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22-12-08, 22:22Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood
Get rid of my stalker then please would you mr eastwood, cos i think that he is bringing on a premature birth of the twins......... xxx Lizzy:eek::eek::eek: -
22-12-08, 22:38Clint Eastwood
Twins already. This is even quicker than when Mary had Jesus. I didnt know you could become pregnant talking on an escort forum. Ill have to use protection when Im online from now on. Ive got my magnum out. If this stalker comes this way he gets one bullet between the eyes and another one in the back. Trust me Elizabeth I busted you out of jail I havent let you down yet and Im not going to start now. Im looking forward to been a daddy.
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23-12-08, 14:06nick cottonello ma, ,ere your sitting room would look a lot better if i,d a cuppa in me hand :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
thats not you son ma, thats some jailbird whos pretending just to get his hands on your money.:mad:
not like me ma, i,ve always looked after you see.:D
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23-12-08, 18:47JR Ewing
I never liked Eastenders. Dallas was more glamorous.