Review terminology

Was just reading a few reviews and a lot of them follow the same format which is fine, if it aint broke don't fix it as they say.

One thing that always makes me smile however, is the creative names that some reviewers come up with when referring to their.....private area, in the third person. An example (not direct quotes) would be something like....

"When (Escort's name) entered the room The General knew he was in for a hard fight"

or

"When she knelt down before me, The Little Major immediately stood to attention"

'The Little Major'? Brilliant!! :)

It's as if they're going to war!