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22-05-09, 18:36
Dick Spunk

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Sex Teacher

Wouldnt it be great to have a sex teacher?
A real female teacher of sex, to tell you everything about women and how to shag them in bed for ages and ages!
A teacher built like a sex machine, A mouth with the suction power of a jet engine, tits made for ejuctulating over, a pussy made for hard pumping work.
Imagine if it was a post leaving cert diploma course, say 3 months, personell instruction?
If only we had that when we were 18!
First there would be the classroom stuff, learning the theory . .

"And this is the vagina" says the teacher as she points to a diagram on the blackboard . . .

Then in a few days time you are in bed with her, getting the Practical instruction . . "No! No! You are not thrusting hard enough! Thrust harder! HARDER! Yes thats it, now Thrust slightly more to the Left! Your OTHER Left!!! you Idiot!"

Well, its a Good fantasy . . . .
22-05-09, 19:06
Hardsports

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Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

Wouldnt it be great to have a sex teacher?
A real female teacher of sex, to tell you everything about women and how to shag them in bed for ages and ages!
A teacher built like a sex machine, A mouth with the suction power of a jet engine, tits made for ejuctulating over, a pussy made for hard pumping work.
Imagine if it was a post leaving cert diploma course, say 3 months, personell instruction?
If only we had that when we were 18!
First there would be the classroom stuff, learning the theory . .

"And this is the vagina" says the teacher as she points to a diagram on the blackboard . . .

Then in a few days time you are in bed with her, getting the Practical instruction . . "No! No! You are not thrusting hard enough! Thrust harder! HARDER! Yes thats it, now Thrust slightly more to the Left! Your OTHER Left!!! you Idiot!"

Well, its a Good fantasy . . . .

Does teacher do any specialised subjects Dick? Perhaps A Levels.
22-05-09, 19:49
rimmerguy

Sign me up !

Unlike in my youth , where i was known for being on the hop a LOT , i would have perfect attendance and i'd always work HARD at what teacher told me to do . I'm pretty sure i'd have better exam results , as after all i'm now a mature student who wants to learn !
22-05-09, 20:12
Tommy Singh

Dick?????

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Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

Wouldnt it be great to have a sex teacher?
A real female teacher of sex, to tell you everything about women and how to shag them in bed for ages and ages!
A teacher built like a sex machine, A mouth with the suction power of a jet engine, tits made for ejuctulating over, a pussy made for hard pumping work.
Imagine if it was a post leaving cert diploma course, say 3 months, personell instruction?
If only we had that when we were 18!
First there would be the classroom stuff, learning the theory . .

"And this is the vagina" says the teacher as she points to a diagram on the blackboard . . .

Then in a few days time you are in bed with her, getting the Practical instruction . . "No! No! You are not thrusting hard enough! Thrust harder! HARDER! Yes thats it, now Thrust slightly more to the Left! Your OTHER Left!!! you Idiot!"

Well, its a Good fantasy . . . .

We are guys.We were thought by guys.

No instruction for me thanks,
Westside.
31-07-09, 15:32
sexyfukka

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Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

Wouldnt it be great to have a sex teacher?
A real female teacher of sex, to tell you everything about women and how to shag them in bed for ages and ages!
A teacher built like a sex machine, A mouth with the suction power of a jet engine, tits made for ejuctulating over, a pussy made for hard pumping work.
Imagine if it was a post leaving cert diploma course, say 3 months, personell instruction?
If only we had that when we were 18!
First there would be the classroom stuff, learning the theory . .

"And this is the vagina" says the teacher as she points to a diagram on the blackboard . . .

Then in a few days time you are in bed with her, getting the Practical instruction . . "No! No! You are not thrusting hard enough! Thrust harder! HARDER! Yes thats it, now Thrust slightly more to the Left! Your OTHER Left!!! you Idiot!"

Well, its a Good fantasy . . . .

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