I was out with a mate of mind the other night, a guy I havnt seen in a year or so, we talked about a few things, and he told me he has a female pen pal in America, I was a little curious about this (he has not had a girlfriend for several years now) and asked he to tell me more, what he told me was interesting in a slightly kinky way.
Apparently his female penpal is in Prison in America!:eek:
Yes a fucking jailbird!
Images of all female prisons filled my mind, skimply dressed sex starved bitchs, handcuffs, sweaty bodies and all that!!
Anyhow her name is Joleen (the Dolly Parton song came to my mind!) aged 36, and serving 12 years (!).
I just had to ask him what she was in prison for (lets face it- its a interesting question), and his reply was that he did not even know! All sorts of theories filled my imagination as to what she had done.
Joleen, he tells me, writes to him telling him all the things she will do for him in bed (what do axe murderers do in bed? - just joking- I hope!!!).
Anyway, I was thinking about this last night- a convict, not a good penpal to have I think- and 12 fucking years!, I hope hes not saving himself to be with her, then again of course in some States you d probably get 12 years for parking on double yellow lines.
Jail Bird
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11-04-09, 10:30Dick SpunkJail Bird
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11-04-09, 12:57nicegirlsareniceIf it's part of the much-maligned "three strike" rule and someone got killed or something supposedly because of it, I wouldn't put it past that happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Spunk
I wish female prisons were like you're saying... although from watching documentaries/reality tv about female prisons, they're mostly fairly butch females, they have a lesbian-type look about them. :rolleyes:
On the other hand a lot of handsome and often fairly smart males seem to be in those prisons (although those may just be the ones they selected as being interesting for the tv).
A few months back I heard about the horrific story of the Brazilian girl, I think a teenager that was pushed into a jail full of horny men for a whole month! She was locked in there with all those horrible, dirty men and forced to perform sex-acts all day every day for food. :eek: :mad:
Is it bad that shocked and appalled and horrified as it was and hope it never happens again... it turns me on something wicked and I masturbated while thinking of it...? :D :rolleyes: -
11-04-09, 15:17wiseoneno justice in this world!
I had hoped nicegirls' was makin' this up, but:
Brazil Vows to Fix `Filthy' Prisons After Girl Jailed With Men - Bloomberg.com
I would expect this of the inmates, but what 'judge' allowed her in there?
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11-04-09, 15:29nicegirlsareniceI don't think it was a judge, I think it was one of the gaurds.Quote:
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11-04-09, 15:35anitasizzle
SPONK DOCTOR, THIS ISN'T YOU, ISN'T:p
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11-04-09, 15:44nicegirlsareniceHey, anitasizzle let's not make lurid suggestions such as that about people.Quote:
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11-04-09, 15:45wiseoneto quote another?
Although i am quite handy with IT, tell me how to include a quote in a post,
the way most of you do, please?
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11-04-09, 16:06lutherLike this???Quote:
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Bottom right of each post there's a button marked "quote".......
Just click on it....
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11-04-09, 16:31wiseonethanks, luther!Quote:
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11-04-09, 18:06lutherVery welcome..........:)Quote:
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