Who is Schitt?
The lineage is revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don’t know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnet, married O.Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Dip Schitt and Deep Schitt.
Against her parent’s wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name, she was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens daughters were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don’t know Jack Schitt". You can correct them.
The Schitt Family
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13-06-11, 18:46ForrestThe Schitt Family
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13-06-11, 18:49Doozer
Didnt you post thst joke before forrest
You'll have to keep better records -
13-06-11, 18:50Stephanie
Thanks for that Forrest.
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13-06-11, 19:06ForrestNo idea Doozer, I'm getting old and can't remember what I did last week, never mind last year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doozer
Can you show me the link?
Btw, what's the story with people editing other people's posts when replying?
I thought that was outlawed, but I have seen several examples of it over the weekend. -
13-06-11, 19:07ladiesman217Tis against the rules alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
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13-06-11, 19:08Doozer
Its not allowed
If you can report them we wil investigate -
13-06-11, 19:15FitzyTis fuck it rules in general Hummmmmm meant to be Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ladiesman217