EI Addict?

I must be addicted to EI as:

I know something big will never happen

I write in double spacing

I smile at Terry’s Chocolate Oranges

I think Freddo bars are too dear

I don,t know how to write properly anymore

I know how to work every type of shower mixer taps

I know the layout of most apartment complexes around Dublin 18, 9, 4 and 2

I believe I have a very big penis and I have world class oral skills!

I understand all foreign accents and speak pigin English proficiently

I can still use a non-smart phone to text

I habitually browse in private

I double check ladies I notice buying babywipes

I fall in love with a different lady every month

I know some really funny guys with really funny names

I’m now happy, self-confident, and counting the days till pay-day!!
:p

You've just about said it all there.

You just need to get the word Certified attached to EI Addict and all the pieces will have fallen into place.
And certified is close to certifiable (the next rung on the ladder).

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

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Agreed.


Well done Costa Nostra!

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Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

I must be addicted to EI as:

I know something big will never happen

I write in double spacing

I smile at Terry’s Chocolate Oranges

I think Freddo bars are too dear

I don,t know how to write properly anymore

I know how to work every type of shower mixer taps

I know the layout of most apartment complexes around Dublin 18, 9, 4 and 2

I believe I have a very big penis and I have world class oral skills!

I understand all foreign accents and speak pigin English proficiently

I can still use a non-smart phone to text

I habitually browse in private

I double check ladies I notice buying babywipes

I fall in love with a different lady every month

I know some really funny guys with really funny names

I’m now happy, self-confident, and counting the days till pay-day!!
:p

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Thanks never thought of double checking the women buying the baby wipes :)

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

and your life will have fallen apart.

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I think thats what you meant. :D