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05-12-14, 20:35
FetishCherry

Do you know how to wash properly your penis?:devils1:

In my experience as escort over time in different countries I realized that many men do not know to wash their penis properly. Therefore I thought that a small lesson in 'how to wash your private parts properly' would be welcome and useful considering that personal hygiene is very important both for you and for your partner. Considering that i offer OWO in my escort services I require impeccable Intimate hygiene but unfortunately I had many bad experiences with men who had poor personal hygiene and what is most sad is that coming out of the shower many of them were clean all over , less where it was more important: their penis. Therefore because my English is not amazing I searched on the Internet a useful and educational article for men and i will paste it here. Be sure to follow the advice from article how to properly wash your penis and in this way you will not have unpleasant surprises when a girl who offer OWO will refuse because of poor hygiene (although you are absolutely sure that you have done a shower) but unfortunately you forgot to insist where it is most important: adult-dick

p.s another advice(from my experience with men ) Dont pee after u took a shower . or if u do, pls wash again your penis after ;)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-hea...h-a-penis.aspx

found it very interesting and this article .. its exactly the type of problem i met with few clients . The funky smell after they took a shower because they forgot or didnt know to retract the foreskin and wash there because at the end of the day that part going in my mouth :speechless:

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments...an_your_penis/
05-12-14, 20:41
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by FetishCherry

In my experience as escort over time in different countries I realized that many men do not know to wash their penis properly. Therefore I thought that a small lesson in 'how to wash your private parts properly' would be welcome and useful considering that personal hygiene is very important both for you and for your partner. Considering that i offer OWO in my escort services I require impeccable Intimate hygiene but unfortunately I had many bad experiences with men who had poor personal hygiene and what is most sad is that coming out of the shower many of them were clean all over , less where it was more important: their penis. Therefore because my English is not amazing I searched on the Internet a useful and educational article for men and i will paste it here. Be sure to follow the advice from article how to properly wash your penis and in this way you will not have unpleasant surprises when a girl who offer OWO will refuse because of poor hygiene (although you are absolutely sure that you have done a shower) but unfortunately you forgot to insist where it is most important: adult-dick

p.s another advice: Dont pee after u took a shower . or if u do wash again your penis after ;)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-hea...h-a-penis.aspx

I always wash it proberly when seeing an escort and I will pee before I shower ;)
I think it,s only right to be good and clean if you are expecting owo
05-12-14, 20:58
Hagane00

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Originally Posted by FetishCherry

In my experience as escort over time in different countries I realized that many men do not know to wash their penis properly. Therefore I thought that a small lesson in 'how to wash your private parts properly' would be welcome and useful considering that personal hygiene is very important both for you and for your partner. Considering that i offer OWO in my escort services I require impeccable Intimate hygiene but unfortunately I had many bad experiences with men who had poor personal hygiene and what is most sad is that coming out of the shower many of them were clean all over , less where it was more important: their penis. Therefore because my English is not amazing I searched on the Internet a useful and educational article for men and i will paste it here. Be sure to follow the advice from article how to properly wash your penis and in this way you will not have unpleasant surprises when a girl who offer OWO will refuse because of poor hygiene (although you are absolutely sure that you have done a shower) but unfortunately you forgot to insist where it is most important: adult-dick

p.s another advice(from my experience with men ) Dont pee after u took a shower . or if u do, pls wash again your penis after ;)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-hea...h-a-penis.aspx

found it very interesting and this article .. its exactly the type of problem i met with few clients . The funky smell after they took a shower because they forgot or didnt know to retract the foreskin and wash there because at the end of the day that part going in my mouth :speechless:

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments...an_your_penis/

I think it is disgusting & disgraceful, if any guy thinks its ok to have an intimate encounter with a dirty smelly penis :vomit:

I make sure that not only is my penis clean inside & out aswell as the behind, but that I have shaved around the area, washed my teeth and have a little aftershave too.

I think regardless of whether the lady you meet does owo, your penis should be as clean as possible.

How would you rate my cleanliness Cherry? since we have met in person :kiss:
05-12-14, 21:01
Jiberjabber

How exactly does one get in and out of a shower without washing the most important bits? :confused: :boggled:
05-12-14, 21:07
FetishCherry

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Originally Posted by Hagane00

I think it is disgusting & disgraceful, if any guy thinks its ok to have an intimate encounter with a dirty smelly penis :vomit:

I make sure that not only is my penis clean inside & out aswell as the behind, but that I have shaved around the area, washed my teeth and have a little aftershave too.

I think regardless of whether the lady you meet does owo, your penis should be as clean as possible.

How would you rate my cleanliness Cherry? since we have met in person :kiss:

I wish all guys to be like you Hagane00 :kiss:
05-12-14, 21:08
Shirley Joy

Just to answer the title: no,95% don't, and they complain afterwards about the lack of OWO during the session. :mad:
05-12-14, 21:12
FetishCherry

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Originally Posted by Jiberjabber

How exactly does one get in and out of a shower without washing the most important bits? :confused: :boggled:

I give u 2 examples:
1. guy came out from the shower . Tied him up... start touching him and he got hard and suddenly a horbile smell came in my nose from some distance from his penis :yuck: I asked him : honey when u washed u pulled the foreskin back and washed there'? answer:' to be honest i dont remember' . Shame, was a very nice guy but i was very affraid to get closer to his cock .

2.another guy he came up very wet from the shower and again i felt a very strong smell in penis area. I said honey how did u wash? He said yes i wash , honey can we plas go back to bathroom and i will do for you... he said no , i,m clean. Finally he denied to go back like he didnt believed me so i took with my finger a litlle bit from his cheese cock and give him to smell :lmao: i know i was rude but what can i do if he didnt believed me :angels16: then i jst put the condom on and no owo in offer
05-12-14, 21:15
FetishCherry

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Originally Posted by Shirley Joy

Just to answer the title: no,95% don't, and they complain afterwards about the lack of OWO during the session. :mad:

Unfortunately i have to agree with you Shirley. That why is better to read and learn how to do properly otherwise they will be the one who will loose a great OWO ;)
05-12-14, 21:27
Jiberjabber

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Originally Posted by FetishCherry

I give u 2 examples:
1. guy came out from the shower . Tied him up... start touching him and he got hard and suddenly a horbile smell came in my nose from some distance from his penis :yuck: I asked him : honey when u washed u pulled the foreskin back and washed there'? answer:' to be honest i dont remember' . Shame, was a very nice guy but i was very affraid to get closer to his cock .

2.another guy he came up very wet from the shower and again i felt a very strong smell in penis area. I said honey how did u wash? He said yes i wash , honey can we plas go back to bathroom and i will do for you... he said no , i,m clean. Finally he denied to go back like he didnt believed me so i took with my finger a litlle bit from his cheese cock and give him to smell :lmao: i know i was rude but what can i do if he didnt believed me :angels16: then i jst put the condom on and no owo in offer

There really is no excuse for someone that's had sub par hygiene pointed out refusing to remedy the situation immediately. That's just revolting.
05-12-14, 21:38
Meursault

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=cock%20cheese
05-12-14, 21:43
Mickey O leary

What next? how to brush our teeth properly or wash behind our ears:rolleyes:
05-12-14, 21:44
Godwasgenerous

Hygiene is vital ... and I must say, I think that escorts are much more hygienic than many girls that you might elsewhere. They know the importance of being scrupulously clean. For myself, I have been teased about spending too long in the shower (LOL !) ... as I want to be like a shiny penny by the time I make love with my gorgeous 'partner' :)) !
05-12-14, 21:44
Meursault

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma
05-12-14, 21:45
Meursault

never had brie but heard it smells like brie or some other weird cheese
05-12-14, 21:47
Meursault

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5c/5c2dd...bf0c2b58a9.jpg
05-12-14, 21:49
talkabout

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Originally Posted by Meursault

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=cock%20cheese

Smegma-no addition to any man.
05-12-14, 21:53
JAMESCORK

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Originally Posted by talkabout

Smegma-no addition to any man.

Unfortunately, you cant just wash your dick before a meeting and expect it to be smelling of roses....

You have to have washed it before... like, every day, like.... :rolleyes:
05-12-14, 22:18
Empirical

Not just washing every day, but retract the prepuce and wash under it daily.
But don't take a scrubbing brush to it, just be gentle. Don't overdo the soap.

Why aren't boys taught this?
05-12-14, 22:24
FetishCherry

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Originally Posted by Mickey O leary

What next? how to brush our teeth properly or wash behind our ears:rolleyes:

Good ideea as i love french kissing and lick the guy ears lol. i will not like a bad smell there too ;)
05-12-14, 22:28
FetishCherry

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Originally Posted by Meursault

never had brie but heard it smells like brie or some other weird cheese

I wish u never to discover this smell. :yuck: But i have t admit irish guys are more clean then other..nationalities.. (no names here :tongue-tied:)
05-12-14, 22:31
FetishCherry

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Originally Posted by Meursault

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=cock%20cheese

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Knob+Cheese :lmao:
05-12-14, 22:34
FetishCherry

Anyway congratulations guys who care to be always clean and impeccable. it shows respect for self and for the lady they share the bed with. xx
05-12-14, 22:42
Meursault

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Originally Posted by FetishCherry

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Knob+Cheese :lmao:

there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
05-12-14, 22:46
Kendra

Quote:

Originally Posted by FetishCherry

In my experience as escort over time in different countries I realized that many men do not know to wash their penis properly. Therefore I thought that a small lesson in 'how to wash your private parts properly' would be welcome and useful considering that personal hygiene is very important both for you and for your partner. Considering that i offer OWO in my escort services I require impeccable Intimate hygiene but unfortunately I had many bad experiences with men who had poor personal hygiene and what is most sad is that coming out of the shower many of them were clean all over , less where it was more important: their penis. Therefore because my English is not amazing I searched on the Internet a useful and educational article for men and i will paste it here. Be sure to follow the advice from article how to properly wash your penis and in this way you will not have unpleasant surprises when a girl who offer OWO will refuse because of poor hygiene (although you are absolutely sure that you have done a shower) but unfortunately you forgot to insist where it is most important: adult-dick

p.s another advice(from my experience with men ) Dont pee after u took a shower . or if u do, pls wash again your penis after ;)

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-hea...h-a-penis.aspx

found it very interesting and this article .. its exactly the type of problem i met with few clients . The funky smell after they took a shower because they forgot or didnt know to retract the foreskin and wash there because at the end of the day that part going in my mouth :speechless:

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments...an_your_penis/

I wonder if it's a case of not knowing how to wash their knobs properly despite the fact that they have had their knob their whole life or if it's just a case of not having enough respect to give a fuck about washing properly for an escort?

I know that some men smell amazing and really do wash properly and make an effort with themselves and thank goodness for that but the majority don't unfortunately.

xx
05-12-14, 23:12
Hagane00

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Originally Posted by Kendra

I wonder if it's a case of not knowing how to wash their knobs properly despite the fact that they have had their knob their whole life or if it's just a case of not having enough respect to give a fuck about washing properly for an escort?

I know that some men smell amazing and really do wash properly and make an effort with themselves and thank goodness for that but the majority don't unfortunately.

xx

So, should the guys who do start a male hygeine class for those who dont ;) :p :lmao:

http://www.egoelixir.com/images/male...ne_1004313.jpg
05-12-14, 23:38
Kendra

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Originally Posted by Hagane00

So, should the guys who do start a male hygeine class for those who dont ;) :p :lmao:

http://www.egoelixir.com/images/male...ne_1004313.jpg

Hahaha, naaaaaa I would think it's just common sense. Can they not smell their own willies? I mean I would know if my fanny stunk x
05-12-14, 23:41
Meursault

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Originally Posted by Kendra

Hahaha, naaaaaa I would think it's just common sense. Can they not smell their own willies? I mean I would know if my fanny stunk x

one actually becomes conditioned to the smell that the mind blocks it out......its like perfume, you cant smell it on you after a while because the mind ignores it, but others can
05-12-14, 23:43
Kendra

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Originally Posted by Meursault

one actually becomes conditioned to the smell that the mind blocks it out......its like perfume, you cant smell it on you after a while because the mind ignores it, but others can

Aye only if your willy constantly stinks. If your willy is clean most of the time then you would notice when it's not. I'm clean all the time but even I know I need a good wash regularly and if I didn't do it naturally, regularly then I am certain my nostrils would tell me x
05-12-14, 23:46
Meursault

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Originally Posted by Kendra

Aye only if your willy constantly stinks. If your willy is clean most of the time then you would notice when it's not. I'm clean all the time but even I know I need a good wash regularly and if I didn't do it naturally, regularly then I am certain my nostrils would tell me x

yea true.....for example people who smoke can never smell it on their clothes or breath

the mind ignores it and concentrates on other smells that are odd
05-12-14, 23:47
HairyPotter

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Originally Posted by Godwasgenerous

Hygiene is vital ... and I must say, I think that escorts are much more hygienic than many girls that you might elsewhere. They know the importance of being scrupulously clean. For myself, I have been teased about spending too long in the shower (LOL !) ... as I want to be like a shiny penny by the time I make love with my gorgeous 'partner' :)) !

Isn't the reason they're much more hygienic is because they shower just so damn often, after every appointment to be exact, that could be in some cases up to 15 showers on a good day,:o Girls who work in offices, teachers, lecturers etc don't have this privilege i'm afraid :rolleyes:
05-12-14, 23:51
Kendra

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Originally Posted by HairyPotter

Isn't the reason they're much more hygienic is because they shower just so damn often, after every appointment to be exact, that could be in some cases up to 15 showers on a good day,:o Girls who work in offices, teachers, lecturers etc don't have this privilege i'm afraid :rolleyes:

Yeah this is true plus a school teacher isn't gonna be getting licked out on her tea break so no need for her to be super pristine whereas we charge good money for our services so the very least we could do is make sure we have a clean gash :D
06-12-14, 00:01
HairyPotter

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Originally Posted by Kendra

Yeah this is true plus a school teacher isn't gonna be getting licked out on her tea break so no need for her to be super pristine whereas we charge good money for our services so the very least we could do is make sure we have a clean gash :D

Our lecturer, she is pristine and if she wasn't she would be by the time my tongue would be finished with her. What a woman.:cool:
06-12-14, 00:09
Meursault

do you know when you havent been in a nightclub in a while and you can smell the sweat from people.....i really hate BO
06-12-14, 00:12
Kendra

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Originally Posted by Meursault

do you know when you havent been in a nightclub in a while and you can smell the sweat from people.....i really hate BO

No excuse for smelly pits or disco fanny in a nite club because the toilet attendants always have toiletries :D x
06-12-14, 00:12
HairyPotter

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Originally Posted by Meursault

do you know when you havent been in a nightclub in a while and you can smell the sweat from people.....i really hate BO

Fresh sweat is ok, its the few days old sweat that is the stinker.
06-12-14, 00:13
tom rambo

i always shower before i go to see a lady and extra time on the cock,and if the lady wants i will shower again in her place.no man should go to see a lady if ther not shower and clean,should be asked to leave,
06-12-14, 00:15
Meursault

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Originally Posted by Kendra

No excuse for smelly pits or disco fanny in a nite club because the toilet attendants always have toiletries :D x

too much drink and dancing and the steam does be rising.......prefer pubs......nightclubs are putrid
06-12-14, 00:15
mellors

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Originally Posted by Kendra

Yeah this is true plus a school teacher isn't gonna be getting licked out on her tea break so no need for her to be super pristine whereas we charge good money for our services so the very least we could do is make sure we have a clean gash :D

You obviously didn't go to the same school as me ...
06-12-14, 00:17
Kendra

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Originally Posted by tom rambo

i always shower before i go to see a lady and extra time on the cock,and if the lady wants i will shower again in her place.no man should go to see a lady if ther not shower and clean,should be asked to leave,

Extra time on the cock? :lmao:
06-12-14, 00:18
circumcised guy

Because of been circumcised i find it a lot easier to clean the little guy but just because i don't have a foreskin doesn't make me take it for granted that i don't have to pay as much attention down there i always insure that I'm spotless and smell free and i always keep it nice and tidy down there. Especially when i'm visiting a lady. I would just feel so embarrassed to let a lady see it in any other way than spotless and smell free.

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