The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - Goodbye to you all......

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY!!

I was in two minds whether to post a message of thanks.

The reason being is that I am not a significant poster on the forums & I felt my message would not be received very well considering I am not a popular/regular escort/poster.

However, I didn't want to ignore the fact that I have recently ended my touring days in Ireland & really wanted to thank a number of people. I could add far more to my positive/negative comments but it would be one very long read! LOL

The GOOD:
During my years of touring Ireland I have met a great many men who have been decent, genuine & with whom I have had some of the best sexual experiences. I have to thank all the guys who came to see but especially to my many regulars for coming to see me over the years. I am glad/hope to have given you some memorable experiences & that you will continue to remember them from time to time.

Thanks to the Escort-Ireland administration team for all their support over the phone & online. It is a credit to them that they continue to provide advertising space & the necessary support for myself & all the escorts. (Their only negative is that their advertising rates are a little too high! LOL)

Thanks to all the Escorts who have willingly given their advice & support to me personally & you should know who you are. Thanks also to all the Escorts who have given me encouraging messages of support via PM or on the Forum.

THE BAD:
As you all well know, escorts cannot please all of the men all of the time. For those who have met me & left somewhat disappointed then I just want to thank you for even taking the time to visit me anyway. Sorry I was not quite what you expected but I hope you will forgive me if you got me on a bad day or what I did was not working for you. It is unfortunate that the sexual chemistry did not work for us at the time.

THE UGLY:
You may wonder who I mean by the Ugly! Well, I cannot forget all the idiots with stupid questions, guys leaving abusive texts & voicemails & all the many many timewasters who I have encountered over the years. I am not going to thank you guys but I will say that your behaviour was totally uncalled for & shows a total lack of respect & consideration. If what you did is your idea of fun then I have to say that you are all sad pathetic examples of the male species! And to be honest you do not deserve to have any sexual experiences with me or any of the many wonderful escorts on here.

Having said the above, I will add that I am by no means perfect & I am not going to deny that I have said things in the past which were inappropriate. However men seem to forget that escorts including myself can deal with several idiots/timewasters in any one day & it is no surprise that we may become intolerant & lose our patience hence the negative responses you get at these times. On my part, all I can do now is apologise to those I have verbally abused....you just got me at a bad time.

I did start writing up a list of 'Do's & Don'ts of Punting' following my experiences of escorting but I came to the conclusion that I would be wasting my time as it would probably not be received very well & the main culprits would probably not read the forum anyway. I may decide to post it on my own website or on Adultwork for those that are interested in getting my thoughts on this.

Anyway......like I said, I have ended my days of Touring Ireland. However, I will continue to work from my own apartment in Langley/Slough which is based 15minutes from Heathrow airport. Feel free to give me a call/PM/email if you ever fly into/or out of Heathrow & would like to experience some fun with me. You can find me on Adultwork, Escort-England or my own website Sexycoolbabe-Lauren.

I have mixed feelings about ending my Touring Days as I cannot lie - I will certainly miss my many favourites & I secretly hope they get the chance to come to the UK sometime & take time out to visit me for a repeat. I will certainly not miss the negative aspects of Touring & now look forward to spending more time at home.

Thanks again to all my clients – it has been one helluva rollercoaster of experiences!

Goodbye to you all! - Take care x

xxx SexyCoolBabe Lauren xxx

Good bye Lauren... Take care...

Wishing you all the best in your future endeavour's Lauren, take care.

All the best Lauren. x

All the best Lauren, take care :sadwavey::sadwavey:

All the best in the future Cool Lauren, take care.
http://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4
:)

Good Luck Lauren,

Sandy x

Hmm
So well written and clearly an articulate and smart lady
(Never met her ,but it appears I wouldn't need to, to form that opinion)
Maybe its a shame she wasn't a more "significant/regular poster" as this place often needs a dose of wisdom.
Good luck in your non Irish related exploits :wave:


(Now I must go read all her previous posts and return to argue with same.....as seems obligatory here sometimes :rolleyes: )

Good luck Lauren x

Lauren i wish you all the very best of good luck in the future take care lauren :kiss: :hug: :flowers1:

Good Luck Lauren, I hope all goes well for the future.

Ive got some good memories of the times we had together, including the laughs at my place in Spain. Don't be a stranger I'm always only a call away.


Tiff xxx

All the best Lauren,and best off luck in the future xx

Good buy Lauren, all the best of luck in your future activities.:)

all the Best Lauren; we never met, but you certainly seem a very interesting and intellectual lady.

Good luck girl an take care of yourself xxxxxx

Best of luck girl so well written u met me a good fu times I've never told u . U were and still a genuine lady I met on ur good and bad days and I would see u agin ( u r bj queen) hey keep the faith enjoy ur life if I'm n Heathrow I'll luk u up good luck and THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

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Originally Posted by zilch

The best of luck in the future lauren. I will definitely be reading the 'Do's & Don'ts of Punting'.

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I will endeavour to finish the 'Dos & Don'ts of Punting' following my experiences & probably post on Adultwork/my website.

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Originally Posted by xagerate

Hmm
So well written and clearly an articulate and smart lady
(Never met her ,but it appears I wouldn't need to, to form that opinion)
Maybe its a shame she wasn't a more "significant/regular poster" as this place often needs a dose of wisdom.
Good luck in your non Irish related exploits :wave:


(Now I must go read all her previous posts and return to argue with same.....as seems obligatory here sometimes :rolleyes: )

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Thank-you for your positive opinion of me.
I have considered posting on the forum many times in the past however in my early days when I did say anything, I felt my opinion/comments were virtually ignored. It seems my wisdom is insignificant in comparison to what anything is said by other escorts. It is laughable when you think of what some say. There are only a few escorts in my opinion who have any widsom & any sense!
Anyway, thanks for your best wishes.

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Originally Posted by TiffanyTees

Good Luck Lauren, I hope all goes well for the future.

Ive got some good memories of the times we had together, including the laughs at my place in Spain. Don't be a stranger I'm always only a call away.


Tiff xxx

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Thanks Tiff! I haven't forgotten Spain either!
I really appreciate that.....I will keep in touch.

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Originally Posted by nibb

Best of luck girl so well written u met me a good fu times I've never told u . U were and still a genuine lady I met on ur good and bad days and I would see u agin ( u r bj queen) hey keep the faith enjoy ur life if I'm n Heathrow I'll luk u up good luck and THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

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Hey...
Thanks!
I am glad you enjoyed our times together & would still see me again
If you are ever in Heathrow - You know you are more than welcome to pass by x
Take care x

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Originally Posted by SexyCoolBabe Lauren

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY!!

I was in two minds whether to post a message of thanks.

The reason being is that I am not a significant poster on the forums & I felt my message would not be received very well considering I am not a popular/regular escort/poster.

However, I didn't want to ignore the fact that I have recently ended my touring days in Ireland & really wanted to thank a number of people. I could add far more to my positive/negative comments but it would be one very long read! LOL

The GOOD:
During my years of touring Ireland I have met a great many men who have been decent, genuine & with whom I have had some of the best sexual experiences. I have to thank all the guys who came to see but especially to my many regulars for coming to see me over the years. I am glad/hope to have given you some memorable experiences & that you will continue to remember them from time to time.

Thanks to the Escort-Ireland administration team for all their support over the phone & online. It is a credit to them that they continue to provide advertising space & the necessary support for myself & all the escorts. (Their only negative is that their advertising rates are a little too high! LOL)

Thanks to all the Escorts who have willingly given their advice & support to me personally & you should know who you are. Thanks also to all the Escorts who have given me encouraging messages of support via PM or on the Forum.

THE BAD:
As you all well know, escorts cannot please all of the men all of the time. For those who have met me & left somewhat disappointed then I just want to thank you for even taking the time to visit me anyway. Sorry I was not quite what you expected but I hope you will forgive me if you got me on a bad day or what I did was not working for you. It is unfortunate that the sexual chemistry did not work for us at the time.

THE UGLY:
You may wonder who I mean by the Ugly! Well, I cannot forget all the idiots with stupid questions, guys leaving abusive texts & voicemails & all the many many timewasters who I have encountered over the years. I am not going to thank you guys but I will say that your behaviour was totally uncalled for & shows a total lack of respect & consideration. If what you did is your idea of fun then I have to say that you are all sad pathetic examples of the male species! And to be honest you do not deserve to have any sexual experiences with me or any of the many wonderful escorts on here.

Having said the above, I will add that I am by no means perfect & I am not going to deny that I have said things in the past which were inappropriate. However men seem to forget that escorts including myself can deal with several idiots/timewasters in any one day & it is no surprise that we may become intolerant & lose our patience hence the negative responses you get at these times. On my part, all I can do now is apologise to those I have verbally abused....you just got me at a bad time.

I did start writing up a list of 'Do's & Don'ts of Punting' following my experiences of escorting but I came to the conclusion that I would be wasting my time as it would probably not be received very well & the main culprits would probably not read the forum anyway. I may decide to post it on my own website or on Adultwork for those that are interested in getting my thoughts on this.

Anyway......like I said, I have ended my days of Touring Ireland. However, I will continue to work from my own apartment in Langley/Slough which is based 15minutes from Heathrow airport. Feel free to give me a call/PM/email if you ever fly into/or out of Heathrow & would like to experience some fun with me. You can find me on Adultwork, Escort-England or my own website Sexycoolbabe-Lauren.

I have mixed feelings about ending my Touring Days as I cannot lie - I will certainly miss my many favourites & I secretly hope they get the chance to come to the UK sometime & take time out to visit me for a repeat. I will certainly not miss the negative aspects of Touring & now look forward to spending more time at home.

Thanks again to all my clients – it has been one helluva rollercoaster of experiences!

Goodbye to you all! - Take care x

xxx SexyCoolBabe Lauren xxx

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Lovely sentiments. But it's horrific to read the ugly side of her experience here. It's something that never gets discussed here and it's horrendous what the girls have to endure from these assholes!

Looked at your profile recently and came close,but "the stars didn't align"and it was not to be.
Good luck in your future life.
You won't miss traipsing around Ireland.

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Originally Posted by SexyCoolBabe Lauren

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY!!

I was in two minds whether to post a message of thanks.

The reason being is that I am not a significant poster on the forums & I felt my message would not be received very well considering I am not a popular/regular escort/poster.

However, I didn't want to ignore the fact that I have recently ended my touring days in Ireland & really wanted to thank a number of people. I could add far more to my positive/negative comments but it would be one very long read! LOL

The GOOD:
During my years of touring Ireland I have met a great many men who have been decent, genuine & with whom I have had some of the best sexual experiences. I have to thank all the guys who came to see but especially to my many regulars for coming to see me over the years. I am glad/hope to have given you some memorable experiences & that you will continue to remember them from time to time.

Thanks to the Escort-Ireland administration team for all their support over the phone & online. It is a credit to them that they continue to provide advertising space & the necessary support for myself & all the escorts. (Their only negative is that their advertising rates are a little too high! LOL)

Thanks to all the Escorts who have willingly given their advice & support to me personally & you should know who you are. Thanks also to all the Escorts who have given me encouraging messages of support via PM or on the Forum.

THE BAD:
As you all well know, escorts cannot please all of the men all of the time. For those who have met me & left somewhat disappointed then I just want to thank you for even taking the time to visit me anyway. Sorry I was not quite what you expected but I hope you will forgive me if you got me on a bad day or what I did was not working for you. It is unfortunate that the sexual chemistry did not work for us at the time.

THE UGLY:
You may wonder who I mean by the Ugly! Well, I cannot forget all the idiots with stupid questions, guys leaving abusive texts & voicemails & all the many many timewasters who I have encountered over the years. I am not going to thank you guys but I will say that your behaviour was totally uncalled for & shows a total lack of respect & consideration. If what you did is your idea of fun then I have to say that you are all sad pathetic examples of the male species! And to be honest you do not deserve to have any sexual experiences with me or any of the many wonderful escorts on here.

Having said the above, I will add that I am by no means perfect & I am not going to deny that I have said things in the past which were inappropriate. However men seem to forget that escorts including myself can deal with several idiots/timewasters in any one day & it is no surprise that we may become intolerant & lose our patience hence the negative responses you get at these times. On my part, all I can do now is apologise to those I have verbally abused....you just got me at a bad time.

I did start writing up a list of 'Do's & Don'ts of Punting' following my experiences of escorting but I came to the conclusion that I would be wasting my time as it would probably not be received very well & the main culprits would probably not read the forum anyway. I may decide to post it on my own website or on Adultwork for those that are interested in getting my thoughts on this.

Anyway......like I said, I have ended my days of Touring Ireland. However, I will continue to work from my own apartment in Langley/Slough which is based 15minutes from Heathrow airport. Feel free to give me a call/PM/email if you ever fly into/or out of Heathrow & would like to experience some fun with me. You can find me on Adultwork, Escort-England or my own website Sexycoolbabe-Lauren.

I have mixed feelings about ending my Touring Days as I cannot lie - I will certainly miss my many favourites & I secretly hope they get the chance to come to the UK sometime & take time out to visit me for a repeat. I will certainly not miss the negative aspects of Touring & now look forward to spending more time at home.

Thanks again to all my clients – it has been one helluva rollercoaster of experiences!

Goodbye to you all! - Take care x

xxx SexyCoolBabe Lauren xxx

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Sorry to see you leave EI and Ireland. We never met and I was trying to meet up with you Lauren and know at that time you had just gone back to UK and I work unsocial hours and times were not suitable when you were in Dublin. Lauren you sound like a lovely lady and sorry we didn't meet. You never know you maybe back some day or I maybe be in UK and we might meet as I most certainly wanted to meet you stunning Lauren. Take care of yourself Lauren and who knows we may meet someday. All the best of luck Lauren. Love xxx

Lauren , I never had the pleasure of meeting with you but I'm sure there is a career in journalism ahead for you . A nice articulate good bye message . I want to see you on tv promoting a book , there had to be a great book in every escort .

Wishing you all the best in your future .

X

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Originally Posted by sixfourblond

Lovely sentiments. But it's horrific to read the ugly side of her experience here. It's something that never gets discussed here and it's horrendous what the girls have to endure from these assholes!

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Thank-you
I think some guys don't appreciate what escorts have to tolerate from day to day.
Most men could never be an escort - they would not be able to cope with all the timewasters & daily shite that we have to deal with on a frequent basis. If they did, then maybe they would be more considerate of our time.

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Originally Posted by talkabout

Looked at your profile recently and came close,but "the stars didn't align"and it was not to be.
Good luck in your future life.
You won't miss traipsing around Ireland.

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I am sorry you never got the chance to meet me due to bad timing.
However if you ever come to Heathrow. you can always give me a ring.
As for touring Ireland - it's not the just the traipsing around Ireland that got me to call it quits! LOL
Thank-you for your good wishes.

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Originally Posted by Playitsam

Lauren , I never had the pleasure of meeting with you but I'm sure there is a career in journalism ahead for you . A nice articulate good bye message . I want to see you on tv promoting a book , there had to be a great book in every escort .

Wishing you all the best in your future .

X

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I am sorry you never got to meet me.
I appreciate your positive comments about my 'goodbye' post.
It did occur to me that I could write a book about my Escorting experiences.
I have read many books on this subject by escorts & punters & unfortunately not all of them are 'great'!
Thank-you for your good wishes.

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Originally Posted by happy shy lad

Sorry to see you leave EI and Ireland. We never met and I was trying to meet up with you Lauren and know at that time you had just gone back to UK and I work unsocial hours and times were not suitable when you were in Dublin. Lauren you sound like a lovely lady and sorry we didn't meet. You never know you maybe back some day or I maybe be in UK and we might meet as I most certainly wanted to meet you stunning Lauren. Take care of yourself Lauren and who knows we may meet someday. All the best of luck Lauren. Love xxx

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Hey....it is unfortunate that timing is of the essence when meeting me or any other escort due to our short touring visits/
I know I have my faults but basically I am a decent person & it is a shame you never had the opportunity to meet me.
I will not be back to Ireland although some may think that sometime in the future I will show my face again but this will not happen. Once I have committed to something, made a decision & more importantly told people that this is the last time then I will stick to it....I will not go back on my word.
So if you would like an experience with me, then all I can suggest is that you find a reason to come to London. Feel free to give me a call from Heathrow airport :-)
Thank you for your good wishes & maybe see you one day.
Take care

A little fairwell quote that springs to mind "It's always is harder to be left behind than to be the one to go... :)

Wishing you all the best in the future xx

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Originally Posted by Irish Leigha

A little fairwell quote that springs to mind "It's always is harder to be left behind than to be the one to go... :)

Wishing you all the best in the future xx

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That is a very interesting quote.
Thanks - I will have to remember that.
Thanks also for your good wishes.

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Originally Posted by shyguyshyguy12

Very nice message. Good luck

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everyhwere."

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I like that quote :)

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Originally Posted by shyguyshyguy12

Very nice message. Good luck

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everyhwere."

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Agree with Playitsam - this is a lovely quote & one that I will definitely have to remember. :-)

All the best honey and wish you all the best but I will be following you in March 2015 as heading back to the UK for good myself too. But I will be moving to Milton Keynes myself and coming back to Ireland once every 2 months.

Good luck with the move hon.

Lady Von Teese

Good luck Lauren xx