14th March

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14-03-15, 10:10
Floki

14th March

It's the 14th March and you should know what that means.

It's time to cook up a big, fat mouth watering steak and the receive a glorious blow job!
Yes, I'm talking about STEAK AND BLOW JOB DAY!! :)

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/short...dbjdaylogo.jpg

But for those who are single, unlucky in love, why don't you book a dinner date with a lovely lady and take her out for a steak. Once you have enjoy the steak, go back to an apartment, or a hotel and then just lie back and relax while the lady you desire will take you up in to heaven.

And in other, not so interesting news, today is also Pi day.

Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th (3/14) around the world.
Pi (Greek letter “http://www.lucytune.com/pics/pi_small.gif”) is the symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant — the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter — which is approximately 3.14159.

Pi has been calculated to over one trillion digits beyond its decimal point. As an irrational and transcendental number, it will continue infinitely without repetition or pattern. While only a handful of digits are needed for typical calculations, Pi’s infinite nature makes it a fun challenge to memorize, and to computationally calculate more and more digits.

Also, 3.14 flipped backwards, spells pie.
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14-03-15, 10:16
SteveB

Today is also Pi day.

Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th (3/14) around the world.
Happy Pi Day! :D:
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14-03-15, 10:21
SteveB

Not a good day for female sexually-inhibited vegetarians.
14-03-15, 10:24
johnb59

Its fair and well but ,the dilemma here is how you like your blow job, well done medium but certainly not rare and by whom?
14-03-15, 10:40
UB40

I'm sorry Steve but if memory serves me correctly you have are mistaken on a few digits there - see if you can spot them!

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveB

Today is also Pi day.

Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th (3/14) around the world.
Happy Pi Day! :D:
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14-03-15, 10:45
SteveB

Quote:

Originally Posted by UB40

I'm sorry Steve but if memory serves me correctly you have are mistaken on a few digits there - see if you can spot them!

Deliberate mistake. :D
14-03-15, 11:11
Floki

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnb59

Its fair and well but ,the dilemma here is how you like your blow job, well done medium but certainly not rare and by whom?

I like my steaks well done.
And I also like my blow jobs, very well done.
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14-03-15, 11:11
willie wacker

Today is also D-Day in the 6 Nations
Come on Ireland
14-03-15, 11:20
nonpareil

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnb59

Its fair and well but ,the dilemma here is how you like your blow job, well done medium but certainly not rare and by whom?

And certainly not with chilli sauce.

And done by a cordon bleu, fine dining kind of gal.
14-03-15, 11:25
nonpareil

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveB

Not a good day for female sexually-inhibited vegetarians.

According to the start of Floki's post she needs to be a meat eater twice over.:D
14-03-15, 11:33
willie wacker

Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for.

I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you on February 14th just at the *thought* of the rewards he will be receiving on his special day. There's no way to lose, unless you have difficulty suppressing your gag reflex.
March 14th is, in short: Best. Holiday. EVAR!
14-03-15, 11:56
Larrii

You guys :hitwithrock:

Everyone knows that March 14 is Serena Rees's birthday, the founder of Agent Prov lingerie. I never did more than kiss her on the cheeks :p :p

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

Also Albert Einstein's, he was even before my time :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floki

.. should know what that .. big, fat ... job!

How is the new boy settling in? I can feel a poll coming on :D
14-03-15, 12:57
Floki

Quote:

Originally Posted by nonpareil

According to the start of Floki's post she needs to be a meat eater twice over.:D

Well, he can order chips with the steak.
He can eat the steak while she eats the chips and then of course she becomes the meat eater after the date.
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14-03-15, 13:03
willie wacker

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Even the Royals are celebrating Steak and BJ Day

adult-fellate

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14-03-15, 13:14
Chez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floki

It's the 14th March and you should know what that means.

It's time to cook up a big, fat mouth watering steak and the receive a glorious blow job!
Yes, I'm talking about STEAK AND BLOW JOB DAY!! :)

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/short...dbjdaylogo.jpg

But for those who are single, unlucky in love, why don't you book a dinner date with a lovely lady and take her out for a steak. Once you have enjoy the steak, go back to an apartment, or a hotel and then just lie back and relax while the lady you desire will take you up in to heaven.

And in other, not so interesting news, today is also Pi day.

Pi Day is celebrated on March 14th (3/14) around the world.
Pi (Greek letter “http://www.lucytune.com/pics/pi_small.gif”) is the symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant — the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter — which is approximately 3.14159.

Pi has been calculated to over one trillion digits beyond its decimal point. As an irrational and transcendental number, it will continue infinitely without repetition or pattern. While only a handful of digits are needed for typical calculations, Pi’s infinite nature makes it a fun challenge to memorize, and to computationally calculate more and more digits.

Also, 3.14 flipped backwards, spells pie.
http://ihaveadreamsonv.org/wp-conten...209-083754.jpg

Any idea what that would cost Floki, its usually €200 for the hour, not sure what an outcall to an hotel etc would cost
14-03-15, 13:18
Cable87

Ahhh yes, it's that special day again... Guess I've got some shopping and a phone call to make... :p