Are you insured for sex?

THE CORRECT INSURANCE COMPANIES OF SEX.....
Sex with wife...legal&general
Sex with future wife...mutual trust
Sex with you secretary...employers liability
Sex With street walker...Commercial union
Sex With telephone...direct line
Sex With your biographer...quote me happy
Sex In a hurry...insure&go
Sex with boyfriend...standard life
Sex With TV ... Confused.com
Sex With someone different...GoCompare.com
Sex With an animal...compare the meerkat
Sex With BBW... More-than insurance.com
Sex On the back seat...sheelas wheels
Sex With an O.a.p...Saga
Sex With a posh bird...privileged.com
Sex With a sheep...farmers union

What ever you do make sure sure you do it insured ;)