A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".
On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit three inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
lol :D :D
premature ejaculation :D
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30-06-11, 14:56merpremature ejaculation :D
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30-06-11, 14:58medicine man
Pmsl :d :d :d
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30-06-11, 15:08Fitzy
Very good fella
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30-06-11, 15:32lovethegirls
Very good mer:)
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30-06-11, 15:35dr love
Ya know how to tell em .: lol
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30-06-11, 15:53Lucy ChambersIm ever so glad the post was about someone else Mer. I read the title and my immediate thought was that you really do need some luck :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mer
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30-06-11, 16:00patty
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30-06-11, 16:27merlol lucy :D im only young yet so hopefully it wont happen to me just yet lol :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
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30-06-11, 16:43samladMaybe laughing is his way of dealing with it? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers