drop in here tonight. Jesus, the chat last night. Lets put it to you this way, i was drunk when i went in and sober when i came out and .i was only in the bloody place an hour. It all ended with a roaring match .........................................
between...mmmmmmmmmmm.wait a sec ah yeah Anna Savicha and mmmmmmm fuck..mm.......... yep Damron and me kindly and respectfully telling an assclown called majicman to go where the sun never shines.
Anyway ,im sure Anna and Dam might tell ye all about their fun and frolics sometime;)
Me, im plugging away (in a non sexual way). Oh another thing, the two Sweeties have finally cracked and are not talking to West now. My heart bleeds blood of sorrow.hhahahah
I have this 10 month english Bull Pup. If you ever seen one of these ,they are one of the few animals whose head is bigger than their arse (Armani being the other one). Anyway these last few nights this fucker is waking up and he is ripping Uncle Wests exotic underwear to bits. Yes ,i am officially knickerless now.Maybe "The Sweetie" may donate a few pairs of her frilly knickers to my cause, in lieu of her collection of Porn Dvds (ye dirty thing!). The fucker gets up at about 5 and goes to town on my stuff before im up (6.30 for his walk). I have a plan though and i'll soffen his hole for him. I will wear one underpants (a real tight crotch hugging type for two weeks solid. I'll fart and wont even shake off the last dribble from my lizard. I'll tie a rope onto my shaft and the other end onto my ankles and go jogging and let my load settle fully into this unique piece of textile genius. Then i'll throw some snuff in it and i'll wake before the lad and he'll be sneezing and blowing his nose for weeks on end.
Hey , ye little Sweetie, hey Pat, whats all this about porno dvds in lieu of prize money? You really going to send 500 worth of dvds to someone? Parcel for Westside, another one? fuck this is the sixth time in the last 10 days. You trying to reduce the countries unemployment figures more by getting Palm and her five sisters back to work again? Hey you could get "The Ladooooo" to do some stats for you or Spunk to do some sexy reviews. I'll just do you.:) Ah thats just a joke love.
Hey whats this bs about Harison Ford? What has he ,that i dont have? Besides millions and fame and fortune what has that clown over me? Im buying sexy army gear to wear just for you love. Oh yes ,i can see it now, billboards accross the globe."The Adventures Of Westside and The Mature Sweetie". Hey Pat ,your pushing on babe and i cant wait for ever. Speaking of forever, Jayne seems to be gone. Back studying bolloxology again? With the Ladoooo. Probably in the same class, same desk.
Speaking of same desk, i remember when i was in school and this guy was sitting next to me. Anyway one day he rubbed my leg and i was in shock. Next time he did it again and i punched his nutsack. Got suspended and all, all because i wouldnt leave a frustrated underaged homo fondle my daddy bags.
as far as the board,jesus boring jiberis. For what its worth i read the Anna /Dam stuff and i agree totally with "The Paws". I also see where Doom and Dam swung off Annas clitoris. Im sorry, im sorry.God. Did Anna say sorry,nope. And ,by the way Ricosauve, Remember ,the guy that sounds like a form of Mediteranian Mayonase. Well Anna, last night said that she only gave him praise ,to get him to call back again and again ,to get money. That is a fact Rico.Get over it, even if it takes you a year. Whats another year..........Rememeber?
Anyway over and out for another edition of "Westside Rarely".
Sincerely and Wholeheartzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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19-08-07, 21:34westsideI just had to..................................................
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19-08-07, 21:53damronmade me laugh
Thanks for that Westie you made me laugh man,I needed that.Dam
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20-08-07, 22:16ricosuaveMore mindless babble...What was that Westie? Westie's news (Aged 8 1/2).Quote:
Originally Posted by westside
Tell me it aint so! Anna, a working girl, only wanting me for my money. I can't believe it. I won't believe it. Don't say that to me. It's too much to bear! Shame, I don't get anything out of the transaction.
Anna only gave me praise to wind you lot up. Seems to have worked.
I'm not too surprised that you ended up in a slanging match with someone in a chatroom. I fail to see how you get any satisfaction from that. Ever had a real conversation, with a real grown up? Why don't you try it sometime? Maybe you are too shy.
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22-08-07, 15:40damronwind us up? mmmmmmm!
"Anna only gave me praise to wind you up" So Rico your words not mine, even you admit that Anna has been tryin' to WIND us up. Not very nice that, what do you think ? With 9 posts in 7 months Rico, you are clearly a man of few words so for Westie to be the man to get you to react has got to raise Westie to a new level in all our estimations.Furthermore, Rico, I find your superior attitude rather puzzling describing Westie's written word as BANAL, ESPECIALLY when you are just like all of us when your pants is down. Dam
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22-08-07, 17:52ricosuaveInspector ClouseauDamron,Quote:
Originally Posted by damron
I have seen you use this 'tactic' (I use the word loosely, as I'm starting to doubt you have either the intelligence or wherewithal to employ tactics) before whilst trying to argue with Anna. Start off on 1 tack and then draw parallels to something completely unrelated.
How on earth can you compare my finding Westie's written offerings completely banal, with me having my pants down? Are you plain stupid? :confused:
Are you aware of how childish and idiotic you seem? "Not very nice that"... WTF?, I've sat in chat rooms where you have tried, unsuccessfully, to tear strips off Anna (I really don't know what your problem is with her, she's the nicest working girl I've seen in Dublin). Also joining in with Westie in trying to hassle anyone who disagrees with you both. You're like some sort of Gríma wormtongue character, chirping up from behind him. Showing yourself as the weak character you are, for all to see. I was only replying to Westie mentioning me in his post. I wouldn't call it a full blown reaction. I think he was a bit drunk actually so I should have just ignored it. Maybe that's how to deal with you both.
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22-08-07, 21:39damronNot now Cato
Rico, me agian, the Grima wormtongue character you so lovingly referred to me as in your reply.For a man of few words you certainly found a truckload of them there.I never read such a load of sanctimonious, self-righteous, clap trap.You said you were only referring to westie mentioning you in his post.His reward for that was you implying he was 8.5 years of age mentally and that his written word was banal = trite = dull.I wonder what your reaction would have been if he had actually said something derogatory about you.I personally found his post witty and entertaining something that seems to be off limits on this site.Can people not offer different opinions without being condemned for it by people like your good self.With regards to the Grima wormtongue character that pops up behind westie you are doing a fine job your self in popping up behind Anna every time any one disagrees with her.You made some very disparaging remarks about me.You don't know anything about me except that from time to time I disagree with your china doll.You say she is the nicest working girl in Dublin, you keep going back to her.May I suggest it is you who are obsessed with her and not I.After all I have never met the girl nor do I want to.I just took offence to some of the things she said and replied in print.If Anna is the nicest girl you have met then you must be very young indeed or else you do not get out much.In any future critique please try to refrain from using condescending language it only shows a limited vocabulory. Cheers Dam
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23-08-07, 18:16ricosuaveBloody 'ellQuote:
Originally Posted by damron
It's like dealing with a child. "Yeah but you said this and she said that!"... Who cares? -
23-08-07, 18:23damronwho cares
Why riccio, you do, my boy you do,