Yeow........my balls!!

anyone have any more stories like this from reddit?!


I was riding my boyfriend on top, leaning over, boobs in his face. I told him how amazing he felt inside me, and he was telling me that he was about to come. Suddenly, he shrieked and threw me off to the side while he sat straight up in bed and grabbed his balls, cursing in pain. Apparently my cat climbed onto the bed, saw his testicles bouncing rhythmically up and down, and decided that they would be the best cat toy ever. Kitty literally dove under my ass and bit him right in the nuts. In case you were wondering, it's really hard to put a band-aid on your boyfriend's scrotum!

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Originally Posted by jamieboyo

anyone have any more stories like this from reddit?!

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis", and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

your thread make bollocks look like a genius.

How about this one!!!

I was laying on a guy's chest after sex and I was very relaxed and almost asleep and I let out a MASSIVE loud, smelly fart and scared myself awake. I'm sure I jolted, but I just pretended to be asleep.

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Originally Posted by tony1

your thread make bollocks look like a genius.

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Maybe he is now, maybe he is!!!!!

LOL

(as long as he's not Italian, I don't really give a shit!!)

One morning in January ...
Three prostitutes huddling on a bench in the park ...
- Guys, what time I got to live! ... said first left,
I got to suck the cock only for a steak in a restaurant!
- Eeeh ... let it go girls ... sigh the middle,
... I just got to suck for a cake with whipped cream ...
- stop grumble so much! ... snapped last,
I got to suck, just to feel something warm in my mouth!

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Originally Posted by tony1

your thread make bollocks look like a genius.

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Bollocks doesn't look like a genius.

He is a genius.

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Originally Posted by jamieboyo

anyone have any more stories like this from reddit?!


I was riding my boyfriend on top, leaning over, boobs in his face. I told him how amazing he felt inside me, and he was telling me that he was about to come. Suddenly, he shrieked and threw me off to the side while he sat straight up in bed and grabbed his balls, cursing in pain. Apparently my cat climbed onto the bed, saw his testicles bouncing rhythmically up and down, and decided that they would be the best cat toy ever. Kitty literally dove under my ass and bit him right in the nuts. In case you were wondering, it's really hard to put a band-aid on your boyfriend's scrotum!

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Stick it up your ass next time.

Thread title could be,

Meow......... My balls!

Old thread.