Sex and masturbation

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15-09-14, 05:20
bollocks

Sex and masturbation

I would love to see a survey on how frequently men have sex, and how frequently they masturbate

A busy lifestyle favours masturbation.
16-09-14, 20:08
The Libertarian

I have ejaculated at least 30,000 times in my life to date, unfortunately, only about 1-2% of the time has there been another individual actively engaged in the room with me! 3 times a day over more than 30 years with a few wank holidays off :ireland:, ya, You to will hit 30,000! I'm a big wanker!:D
And they say it takes 10,000 hours to be a master of anything well I'm well beyond that!:)
16-09-14, 20:11
The Libertarian

I hope I didn't sound like Pee Flynn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzOJwlqZieE

I'm sure he has ejaculated his fair share!:D
16-09-14, 20:14
SteveB

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Originally Posted by bollocks

I would love to see a survey on how frequently men have sex, and how frequently they masturbate

A busy lifestyle favours masturbation.

Isn't Google wonderful?

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/FAQ.html
16-09-14, 22:19
bollocks

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Originally Posted by SteveB

Isn't Google wonderful?

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/FAQ.html

Isnt it time that EI started a library where this info could be assessed.

After all these years I have never seen tis before.

The answer to all our questions

Thank you Steve B
16-09-14, 22:22
bollocks

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Originally Posted by The Libertarian

I have ejaculated at least 30,000 times in my life to date, unfortunately, only about 1-2% of the time has there been another individual actively engaged in the room with me! 3 times a day over more than 30 years with a few wank holidays off :ireland:, ya, You to will hit 30,000! I'm a big wanker!:D
And they say it takes 10,000 hours to be a master of anything well I'm well beyond that!:)

30,000 times at, by the sound of you,10ml a go,would be about 300 litres, or 60 gallons

And quite a few sperm there.
16-09-14, 22:56
funlover12

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Originally Posted by SteveB

Isn't Google wonderful?

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/FAQ.html

women are such lyers when it cums to wanking (way more volume hours than men), thats why its so hard (snigger) for them to get off and everything has to be just right, if you dont fit with the way she wanks then youll be there all day and never get her over the line!
16-09-14, 23:00
The Libertarian

Only 60 gallons?

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Originally Posted by bollocks

30,000 times at, by the sound of you,10ml a go,would be about 300 litres, or 60 gallons

And quite a few sperm there.

Probably, more than enough sperm to impregnate every woman in the world, if I could find a way to share it!:clapping:
17-09-14, 00:16
funlover12

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Originally Posted by JOK STRAP

at least twice a day not including the times with escorts that I also blow usually twice.
4 loads in 12-14 hours can take it out of me abit but I like wanking,porn,beer,sports...I am a bloke FFS:D

and delusional
17-09-14, 00:43
funlover12

seriously though whats a female orgasm for, it has no evolutionary purpose (being realistic about the whole breeding/survival of the species)
we cum cause that energy shoots the jet of cum up where it needs to go to her egg, but the females orgasm has no purpose to repruduction does it? - strange one tbh when you think of it like that, and contrary to popular religious belief we didnt decide to have partners back in the day of early human evolution, basically the male jumped the bones of the female like the rest of the animal kingdom (if you were strong enough to overpower her you bred, perfect evolutionary sense, strong genes selected) so its highly unlikely early females ever experienced orgasm at all, in fact Id say its a very modern thing tbh only since civilisation itself began probably which itself is anyones guess (yes there are educated guesses and estimates but realistically we dont know any of that for a fact)
17-09-14, 01:38
The Libertarian

The evolutionary purpose of the female orgasm is to assist women in enjoying sex so they will want to engage it to procreate! that's why under the crime against humanity that is FGM, where partial or full removal of the clitoris happens (as opposed to psychosexual FGM, which traditionally was enforced upon Irish women), the purpose is to deny orgasm and make sex uncomfortable, certainly very much less pleasurable for women, because in the main these are cultures where men are permitted more than 1 wife and as a man gets older having to please 4/5 old women can become burdensome!
We are also attracted to different areas of the body to insure our survival, if we all focussed, as men, on boobs only, then humanity would be fucked!:D
17-09-14, 01:40
The Libertarian

Sure there was a fear in victorian times that women who rode bicycles would become sex addicts! And they probably considered multi-orgasmic women as deranged nymphos!:rolleyes:
17-09-14, 01:51
funlover12

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Originally Posted by The Libertarian

The evolutionary purpose of the female orgasm is to assist women in enjoying sex so they will want to engage it to procreate! that's why under the crime against humanity that is FGM, where partial or full removal of the clitoris happens (as opposed to psychosexual FGM, which traditionally was enforced upon Irish women), the purpose is to deny orgasm and make sex uncomfortable, certainly very much less pleasurable for women, because in the main these are cultures where men are permitted more than 1 wife and as a man gets older having to please 4/5 old women can become burdensome!
We are also attracted to different areas of the body to insure our survival, if we all focussed, as men, on boobs only, then humanity would be fucked!:D

but it isnt though, I dont think you read my post fully did you
17-09-14, 02:48
The Libertarian

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Originally Posted by funlover12

but it isnt though, I don't think you read my post fully did you

WEll, they say our hobby is the world's oldest profession! may be you should give cave men and women a bit more credit!:,
So in sexual encounters there probably always has been an element of a transactional side, since we became recognizably human!
It helps the world evolve if women can get some pleasure from riding! Indeed I have heard it said they can get much more intense pleasure than simple lads such as us!:D
17-09-14, 05:44
bollocks

Funlover and Libertan, have made good points

I tend to agree with Funlover, and that sex was totally male dominated, by the strongest male. Even today, in Dublin we hear of gun shootings because someone fancied the others girlfriend. Jealously is important in primitive sex

as for F G M i do not really understand, but suspect it is to prevent infidelity.
17-09-14, 10:09
willieh

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Funlover and Libertan, have made good points

I tend to agree with Funlover, and that sex was totally male dominated, by the strongest male. Even today, in Dublin we hear of gun shootings because someone fancied the others girlfriend. Jealously is important in primitive sex

as for F G M i do not really understand, but suspect it is to prevent infidelity.

It is also I suspect about control and misogyny!
17-09-14, 17:21
bollocks

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Originally Posted by willieh

It is also I suspect about control and misogyny!

Misogyny!! Whats that?