Experts.........................................................
I saw a survey one time that said 90% of all men masturbate (whank for the illiterates) daily.Fair enough.How the fuck do they know?Does it show up on a richter scale or something.And of course throw the male in there.Women dont masturbate right girls? Please.
Who are thse bloody experts that go around venting their asses and engaging in anal ideas?I mean who in their right mind (im an expert at being in the right mind) would get out of bed and say,hmmm today i think i will find out how many men wank themselves?Retarded.
Anyway what was i doing down here,
Westside.:p
Because Johnny............................................................
I dont wank.Seriously i cant even spell it.Put a h in their.Ok i mustnt have been watching what i was doing.Its a speicial technque that i use.I let my arm relax totally and lean on it for ten secs,then rleax and repeat for 20 secs and so on.I do this until my arm is dead and numb.Thus it then feels like somebody elses arm.This my friend fools the mind into thinking your a homo and all is well.
I go through four and a half arms a day,
Westside.:eek: