two ladies in heaven

two ladies in heaven 1st women:hi wanda 2nd woman hi sylva. how'd you die? 1st woman: i froze to death 2nd woman: how horible! 1st woman: it wase'nt so bad. after i quit shaking from the cold.i began to get warm and sleepy. and finally died a peaceful death. what about you? 2nd woman: i died of a massive heart attack. i suspected that my husband was cheating so i came home to catch him in the act.but instead i found him by him self in the den watching tv 1st woman: so what happend? 2nd woman: i was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that i started running all over the house looking. i ran into the attic and searched. and down into the basement.then i went through every closet and checked under the beds. i kept this up until i had looked everywhere.and finally i became so exhausted that i just keeled over with a heart attack and died 1st woman::mad: too bad you did'nt look in the freezer----- we'd both still be alive :D:D:D:D