Magic Sandals
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were
touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So themarried couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes youwild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't needthem,being the Sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent himover the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
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09-07-11, 21:43al1302sYour Joking :) post your Jokes here the funner the better
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09-07-11, 22:54ForrestIf it's joke you want
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09-07-11, 22:58al1302s
Ahhh right Ted !
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10-07-11, 17:21madjack
paddy was telling mick about taking his first parachute jump,when i got to the door i could'nt jump.the 6'-7''m tall instructer unzipped his trousersand drops out a cock 14'' long and says if you don't jump your gonna get this baby rightup your arse. Did you jump paddy said. A bit, when it first went in.......
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10-07-11, 17:25NynaOn Vatican Church notice board and Press Release:Quote:
Originally Posted by al1302s
"Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming:
* Oh my God! *
* Oh my God! *
* Oh my God! *
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10-07-11, 17:3169patrick69
MalcolmO'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!,between the legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast ofthe night.'
She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
Malcolm said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church besideme wife.'
'Oh, that is very nice indeed, Malcolm!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Malcolm's drinking buddies on the streetcorner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, ' Mal won the prize the other night at thepub with a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he'sonly been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'