I just had the best time with a truely sexy lady, me poor dick will never want to go near any other fanny again. What a pair of tonsils, I could see her chest rise she was getting him down her throat so far. The sex started on an armchair and finished on the bed which somehow moved across the room. Then a super sensual massage with a taste of toe sucking, omg, that's so stimulating.
You may ask why I say I'm not sorry, well 2 members have been facing off each other trying to stake their claim for this lady so I decided to sort the men from the boys and went and visited the very lady they are fighting over! Lucy, your the best, James, your a langer :D
I'm not sorry!
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26-08-10, 00:11anon361I'm not sorry!
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26-08-10, 00:13An donThats me done now . Of all users here i refuse to have your sloppy seconds lolQuote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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26-08-10, 00:16anon361Awh, don't worry, I know after me you'd be a disappointment but Lucy is professional enough to make you feel like a stud ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by An don
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26-08-10, 00:19Lucy Chambers
*lucy is red, from her f**ny to her head*
Time to make a graceful exit. Psst, Anon, keys are in the letterbox. -
26-08-10, 00:23Sensual DelightsGlad you had a great time !Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
Lucy of course is excellent, no questions whatsoever to ever deny that.
But I have a little issue with the "sorting out the men from the boys" part in your post.
Men do not brag like you just did, so please edit your post :lick:
As wonderful was the time you had, your post proved you are still in the boys grup.
P.S. Being in the boys group is the best thing ever, so don't change :kiss: -
26-08-10, 00:27Lucy ChambersI have a free booking for you, SD. Cunnilingus included.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sensual Delights
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26-08-10, 00:33anon361I do feel like I have the energy of a teenager again after that session, Lucy is right, next time why not join us ;) :kiss:Quote:
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26-08-10, 00:34Sensual DelightsOhh Lucy, babe, thank you.Quote:
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I am looking forward to be at the receiving end of your wonderful skills. -
26-08-10, 00:36Sensual DelightsNope, I'm having Lucy for myself only tonite :pQuote:
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You won't be able to raise to the occasion after such an intense appointment anyway, so perhaps some other time! -
26-08-10, 00:36Lucy ChambersQuote:
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And I yours, Liebling. Infact, I think I would learn a thing or too. -
26-08-10, 00:37JohnRambo
Please can I watch? Please SD / Lucy if you guys are ever up in Belfast and wanna party let me know, I’m begging you.:puppy_dog_eyes:
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26-08-10, 00:39Sensual DelightsI wish I would dare to say "yeah" but I think this would be lying.Quote:
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26-08-10, 00:40Lucy Chambers
You think about that John. Think about it, every night, because, as with the lotto, it could be you.
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26-08-10, 00:41anon361:sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad::sad: :sad::sad::sad:Quote:
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26-08-10, 00:42JohnRambo
Even just let me watch Lucy you wouldn’t even know I was there. adult-whack-it
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26-08-10, 00:49An dondont hit your big fat head on the door on the way out lolQuote:
Originally Posted by anon361
its all about my pleasure lol
ps anon she obviously didnt have an issue with the rash that fussy told us all about lol -
26-08-10, 00:50lutherQuote:
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You can borrow my camcorder.......... -
26-08-10, 01:00anon361I got some cream that cleared it up nicely, unfortunately the doctors said they can do fuck all for him :lmao:Quote:
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26-08-10, 01:13Lucy ChambersDon't you worry, sweetcheeks. The tesco bag and the scrunchie worked fine. Boys, do not hit the shower when Anons around, it will only make you unhappy.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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26-08-10, 01:17An donat least you have a sense of humour about your small penis issue lolQuote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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26-08-10, 01:21anon361I got myself a big jeep to deal with those issues, everytime I take her for a spin for a moment I feel like a man :lmao:Quote:
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26-08-10, 01:24Lucy ChambersCareful baby. Anon is tellling the truth, He had to pick me up I was laughing, so much. I felt like jack, with the beanstalk. MMM. Tres bon. Molto bene, Sehr Gut and thank the fecking lord.Quote:
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26-08-10, 01:35An donQuote:
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i believe you . thousands wouldnt though lol. did he throw u the magic beans the kind that make you feel sleepy lol -
26-08-10, 08:47Ric HardgearAh for fecksake look what you just gone and done.....shes only just left us an ran off to.. Cork of all places...Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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26-08-10, 09:44anon361What can I say, she came, she saw, she concurred and as quick as that she left leaving a trail of pining men (and women) behind her ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear
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26-08-10, 11:20JAMESCORK
A line from the Shakespearean Play, Julius Caesar comes to mind:
Et tu Brute…
How much more humiliation must I suffer at the hands of so called friends. The dust not yet settled on a previous degrading thread, I was left counting my remaining friends on one hand. Due to Anons contributory absence at that time, I had still considered him one of those friends. But alas no, I now find that said absence was probably only due to the preoccupation of grooming ones scrotum and the dabbing of Old Spice in preparation for a pending engagement.
This a man known to secrecy. This a man pontificating discretion. This a man who made no bones about always playing his cards close to his chest. Well it is now blatantly obvious that instead of playing ‘Texas hold em’ he is now playing ‘Navan show em’. Such a hypocritical display, to start a thread to brag about what should be kept a private and personal encounter, only to use it to spit in my face with delight. I can only imagine that at the ultimate climatical thrust he cried ’this one is for you Jimbooooo!’, only to fall an exhausted wreck into Ms Chambers heaving bosom. I am not surprised at Cambers goading attitude to the attention received in the wake of this event, as we have seen before what moral standards she adheres to and what a shameless harlot lies within.
I now find myself left with only a small few friends, Fussy, Westie, NGAN and Debest (now there’s a diner party). I can only attempt to carry on on theses boards with my head hung low in despair.
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26-08-10, 11:36benin
thats the spirit jimbop rise above it prove you are indeed the bigger man (whispers to lucy and anon) ye made a right prick of him nice one
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26-08-10, 11:53Ric Hardgear
My dear friend look not to Caeser but to Othello
O beware, my lord, of Jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on. That cuckold lives in bliss
Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger;
But O, what damned minutes tells he o'er
Who dotes, yet doubts; suspects, yet strongly loves!
Kind regards IAGO,..Imean Ric -
26-08-10, 11:59anon361I was going to be graceful and keep my mouth shut but the guilt was eating me up inside, honest it was :lmao:Quote:
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26-08-10, 13:03JAMESCORKDunno why Im thanking you ....Ya dirty, backstabbin, deceitful bastard...Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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26-08-10, 13:11Lucy Chambers
Er, gentleman. Escorts are like buses, they all come at once, there is always another in ten minutes, and you don't have to catch the same one.
But well done those of you that did. James, I will always love you, but I love sex. I am sorry. -
26-08-10, 13:12anon361If i knew I was going to feel this good afterwards i'd have done it long ago, when's Vanessa back? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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26-08-10, 13:22JAMESCORKOoooooooooooo. Now that's getting nasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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26-08-10, 13:25JAMESCORKif any of you guys are currently on the bus from Dublin to Cork look around you.....the harlot with the blackberry....that's Lucy.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
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26-08-10, 14:26anon361I have an old iPhone 4 lying around here somewhere, I wonder would she be impressed if I gave it to her. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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26-08-10, 14:31JAMESCORKOh yeah, and what would ya do with the iPhone...can I have it....Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361