Spider bite causes four hour erection

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09-03-11, 02:44
Franken996

Spider bite causes four hour erection

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Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.
Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.
Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, reports the Daily Mail.
"This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them," she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.
"The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals," said Dr Nunes.
However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.
Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules.
"These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity.
"Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."

& some Response comments from the Daily Mail where the article was published:

"What? 4 hours my wife telling me the ceiling wants decorating? No thanks."

"where the hell do you get hypertensive rats with erectile disfunction from to experiment with in the first place???? - Amazing what you can find in the small ads."
09-03-11, 03:10
armani man

:p spider bite will make u spider man
09-03-11, 11:52
ThomasJ

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Originally Posted by Franken996

http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/q...e3e631f4e9.jpg
Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.
Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.
Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, reports the Daily Mail.
"This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them," she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.
"The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals," said Dr Nunes.
However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.
Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules.
"These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity.
"Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."

& some Response comments from the Daily Mail where the article was published:

"What? 4 hours my wife telling me the ceiling wants decorating? No thanks."

"where the hell do you get hypertensive rats with erectile disfunction from to experiment with in the first place???? - Amazing what you can find in the small ads."

Think I will stick with the little blue pill for now..............
09-03-11, 12:43
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by Franken996

Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Yes but a four hour erection !!! :D

What was that spider called again ? and off to the petshop......
09-03-11, 12:46
magicalman9357

Looking at Monkeynut daily pics does it for me. No need for the spider. :)
09-03-11, 12:55
wanted the best 69

name and address of the spider please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-03-11, 13:08
CoolJay

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Originally Posted by wanted the best 69

name and address of the spider please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol :p
09-03-11, 16:59
rover

Get me that fucking spider - QUICK!!!
09-03-11, 17:04
samlad

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Originally Posted by rover

Get me that fucking spider - QUICK!!!

I'd let it bite me straight on the mickey, so it get's straight into the system and there's no time wasted! LOL!
09-03-11, 17:17
dave1dave

Well the nice guy at the pet shop even gave me a link to an online care sheet for my new pet.
I've decided to call him Bitey, and he fits quite well in a matchbox. So I can keep him in my pocket !
http://www.petbugs.com/caresheets/P-fera.html
09-03-11, 17:22
Mousey

Spiders are fucking horrible animals. They're creepy as fuck, and crawley as shite.

Incidentally, there are no land animals on Earth that have a natural predator's instinct towards humans (feel fee to debate that one if you read it, nicegirls:D) - mose of them prefer to avoid us - but I am personally convinced that spiders are EVIL, right down to their little arachnid souls. If they COULD eat you, they fucking WOULD.

Google a jumping spider's eyes. This tiny spider sees in colour and has superb vision. It's sight is so good in comparison to its fellow monsters that it can follow your finger as you move it around in the air. So the next time you find one in your house, remember - the fucking thing can SEE you.
09-03-11, 17:35
dave1dave

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Originally Posted by Mousey

Spiders are fucking horrible animals. They're creepy as fuck, and crawley as shite.

Incidentally, there are no land animals on Earth that have a natural predator's instinct towards humans (feel fee to debate that one if you read it, nicegirls:D) - mose of them prefer to avoid us - but I am personally convinced that spiders are EVIL, right down to their little arachnid souls. If they COULD eat you, they fucking WOULD.

Google a jumping spider's eyes. This tiny spider sees in colour and has superb vision. It's sight is so good in comparison to its fellow monsters that it can follow your finger as you move it around in the air. So the next time you find one in your house, remember - the fucking thing can SEE you.

The Brazilian Wandering spider actually eats mice !! It's on the care sheet !
09-03-11, 17:35
Mousey

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Originally Posted by dave1dave

The Brazilian Wandering spider actually eats mice !! It's on the care sheet !

I am not clicking on that fucking link Dave!!!
09-03-11, 18:20
robijntje

That would be something for me actually!

Too bad I have arachnophobia...

Christ.
09-03-11, 20:18
kelso

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involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.

so thats where our tax dollar goes!! lol

mind u if it works ill be out in the garden tomro searchin for 1 of the basterds!
09-03-11, 20:32
Franken996

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Originally Posted by kelso

mind u if it works ill be out in the garden tomro searchin for 1 of the basterds!

check the banana aisle in your supermarket- the little hairy bastards travel that way ;->
09-03-11, 21:16
JAMESCORK

I feckin hate spiders too. I also have a fear of heights. My worst nightmare is being kidnapped by a giant spider and being carried away on it's back. Arrrrrgh.
09-03-11, 21:24
kelso

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

I feckin hate spiders too. I also have a fear of heights. My worst nightmare is being kidnapped by a giant spider and being carried away on it's back. Arrrrrgh.

ahh you have arachnovertigo jc, common problem!! best stick to tera firma with a nice hotty on ur arm....
09-03-11, 21:35
JAMESCORK

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Originally Posted by kelso

ahh you have arachnovertigo jc, common problem!! best stick to tera firma with a nice hotty on ur arm....

Fuuuuck. Arachnovertigo... That sounds awful... Sound advice bud. Ta.