Broke my laptop AND my tablet inside a week

I'm such a tech disaster, broke my laptop today, 2nd one this year and couple of days ago, my tablet died on me and wont turn on to turn off again.
Laptop started making a weird grinding noise and saw sparks coming out of it.
Now Ive lost all my pics of sophies tits, kates sexy avatar that makes me go cross eyed and bradarmpitts dong picture that he signed and sent me, bless him.
Even Claudias infamous fanny pic is gone and that was helping to get me through the dark drawing in nights

But seriously, I cant keep spending cash on this stuff, so what to get?
pad or laptop? budget is very small as I intend to start visiting some ladies again very very soon

help!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by SophieX

I have a couple of old MacBooks lying about, shame about that spoon of yours, a friend in need is a friend indeed..... :jester:

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Give us one...

I survive perfectly well on a basic smartphone.

I'm guessing keyboards will eventually be redundant technology.

i assume you got a 1 years guarantee ? IF not , you're not doing it right.

i remember getting sparks out of my 1st ever laptop and i chucked it out of the window, it was years old though , had its day.

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Originally Posted by annabel taylor

Give us one...

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I would like to have the balls to say....".I 'll give you one"(or indeed to have any balls of course).

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

I survive perfectly well on a basic smartphone.

I'm guessing keyboards will eventually be redundant technology.

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i doubt that as students need keyboards & there are a lot of students out there god love them but i get ur point.

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Originally Posted by robbie9

i remember getting sparks out of my 1st ever laptop and i chucked it out of the window

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Was it windows compatible?

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Was it windows compatible?

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Hopefully the window was open or things would have been incompatible.

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Was it windows compatible?

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it was basically on fire so YES :p my current laptop cost me €1000 and is touch screen , don't like tablets, much prefer laptops, there's an i-pad here but never use it

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Originally Posted by robbie9

i doubt that as students need keyboards & there are a lot of students out there god love them but i get ur point.

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I guessing a lot more touchscreen devices will push out the keywords and eventually voice interactive computers but I am more a sci- fi rather than a scientific thinker.