Nine things you’ll never hear a man say..

9) How could you make up so fast today?
8) Here honey, you use the remote.
7) You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
5) While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4) Sex isn’t that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let’s watch Melrose Place.
2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1) We never talk anymore.

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Originally Posted by anon361

1) We never talk anymore.

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Unless you're Cliff Richard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt_n09c9tF0

Jimbob

Christ anon how true .: lol

You forgot. "Excuse me. I'm lost. Could you please tell me how to get to..."

No hun not tonight
I have a headache

Do these jeans make my bum look fat?

Hang on Ill just call tom and see what he is wearing first
Id just die if we both wore the same outfit