Alright.....someone in another thread asked a question if punters go for a drink before a punt. I've a mild form of alcoholism so obviously I do.
But it reminded me of a punt I once had. It was over a year ago I'd guess. She was English and had differing reviews....don't ask me why I went to see her. I remember I was in O'Connell St Limerick, I called her to find her location and she told me. But she wouldn't shut up and just kept asking me question after question. I finally got off the phone when I was near the hotel. I went into her room and she was having her own mini-party. It was about midday and she was drunk. I didn't mind as she was nice enough to share the wine with me. She eventually told me to go into the bedroom and wait (I should also say that she was about 2-3 stone heavier than her pics). Then I heard her groan and say something like "babe....I forgot me rubbers". I was getting ready to give it up when she said she would go get some condoms. Amazingly she allowed me to stay in the room with her keys and other personal belongings. While she went off I finshed off the wine (which she kept bitching about) and snooped around a bit. I hid a couple of dildos which I thought was really really funny. When she came back, she had a shit load of condoms. The people at O'Sullivans must of thought she was insane ( or a prostitute ). Anyway....she turned out to be a terrific shag. She roughed it up for me which I was in the mood for. She asked me to go out for a drink with her after.....I said " no thanks...your insane".
The reason I brought this up is.....surely someone remembers this girl. I checked her reviews after and there were loads of instances of her being drunk. She was no doubt an alcoholic.....fortunatly I got the humourous side of it. But mostly that wouldn't be the case.
It was the most insane punt I've ever had. I've missed loads of other stuff that happened. Like me singing the 'Drunken Sailor' while she running around after me.
Does anyone remember this girl?? She was from London I think.....
Also...has any punter had an experiance with a drunk escort?? Preferably a humourous one....
The drunken sailor??
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21-06-10, 23:39debestThe drunken sailor??
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21-06-10, 23:43aml
That is insane,she must have been literally off her tits,must have been fun though...
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21-06-10, 23:46anitasizzle
i think she worked in Cork a lot; if I remember her reviews correctly
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21-06-10, 23:48lutherThis denoted nationality..............Quote:
Originally Posted by debest
Although mild may suggest you're only part Irish.................:p -
21-06-10, 23:49debest
So you remember her Anita? Did you ever meet her? or did she just have a notorious rep?
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21-06-10, 23:52debestI haven't fully graduated yet Luther.....Quote:
Originally Posted by luther
One day I'll find the perfect pub to become a bar fly in......and then I'll be fully Irish my son.... -
21-06-10, 23:54anitasizzle
No, I just read her reviews, and just thought, God, who in the fuck is this person?
She was a true drunk and than some if you went by the reviewers' comments. -
21-06-10, 23:56debestYa....I didn't really study reviews back then like I do now. But it certainly was memorable......Quote:
Originally Posted by anitasizzle
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21-06-10, 23:57aml
Yeah i think i remember her now,she was in her 20's i think remember reading her reviews seemed to be drunk in a lot of them if i recall....